MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (A) - Mane Six flies to the Isle of Scaly

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[PLEASE DO NOT DISRUPT THE MAIN STORYLINE]
[KEEP POSTS AT TV-Y RATING AND REFRAIN FROM USING COARSE EXPLICIT LANGUAGE OF ANY KIND, EVEN IN LINKS TO IMAGES, VIDEOS AND VOICE RECORDINGS]
[REFERENCES TO MILD DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND CARTOON VIOLENCE ARE ACCEPTABLE]
[EXPLICIT MATERIAL AND REFERENCES ARE FORBIDDEN, THOUGH STRONG VIOLENCE WITHOUT BLOOD AND MURDER ARE ALLOWED IF CANONICALLY SCRIPTED IN THE STORY LINE]
Zipp Storm: Could you turn that down, Pipp? I can barely hear myself navigate.
Inspector/Engineer Mare: I can’t concentrate with all that consarnit’ jibber-jabbering y’all follies call music!! We heard this same’ ol track so many times, even my ear worms are getting earworms!
Pipp Petals: [loudly] What?! I can’t hear you over this “Intense Music for our Trip to the Dragon Lands” playlist I made!
Butler: WHHHAAATT??!!! YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP!!! Our dear Princess and I are currently testing out the latest pair of Wireless Pega-Pods sent in by our exalted fan base!!!
Professor: PRINCESS!! In case you had forgotten your political role already, we’re on an international affairs mission—NOT another one of your music festival business ventures!!
This is NOT the time to groovin’ out on the dancefloor!
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Pipp Petals: Hey! I was just trying to keep the mood light. It’s so tense in here.
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Professor: Here’s an IDEA!! Keep your annoying livestreams, public musical arias and your stupid selfie pics to YOURSELF!!
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Butler: That was a rather harsh comment, Professor…but I DO digress….you have been playing those same classical album hits for the past couple of months…
Do you not think it is time to switch up something more—refreshing??
LordFlareon
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

[PLEASE DO NOT DISRUPT THE MAIN STORYLINE]
[KEEP POSTS AT TV-Y RATING AND REFRAIN FROM USING COARSE EXPLICIT LANGUAGE OF ANY KIND, EVEN IN LINKS TO IMAGES, VIDEOS AND VOICE RECORDINGS]
[REFERENCES TO MILD DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND CARTOON VIOLENCE ARE ACCEPTABLE]
[EXPLICIT MATERIAL AND REFERENCES ARE FORBIDDEN, THOUGH STRONG VIOLENCE WITHOUT BLOOD AND MURDER ARE ALLOWED IF CANONICALLY SCRIPTED IN THE STORY LINE]
Zipp Storm: Could you turn that down, Pipp? I can barely hear myself navigate.
Inspector/Engineer Mare: I can’t concentrate with all that consarnit’ jibber-jabbering y’all follies call music!! We heard this same’ ol track so many times, even my ear worms are getting earworms!
Pipp Petals: [loudly] What?! I can’t hear you over this “Intense Music for our Trip to the Dragon Lands” playlist I made!
Butler: WHHHAAATT??!!! YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP!!! Our dear Princess and I are currently testing out the latest pair of Wireless Pega-Pods sent in by our exalted fan base!!!
Professor: PRINCESS!! In case you had forgotten your political role already, we’re on an international affairs mission—NOT another one of your music festival business ventures!!
This is NOT the time to groovin’ out on the dancefloor!
What else are we supposed to do until we get there, Professor?
LordFlareon
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

Pipp Petals: Hey! I was just trying to keep the mood light. It’s so tense in here.
Professor: Here’s an IDEA!! Keep your annoying livestreams, public musical arias and your stupid selfie pics to YOURSELF!!
Butler: That was a rather harsh comment, Professor…but I DO digress….you have been playing those same classical album hits for the past couple of months…
Do you not think it is time to switch up something more—refreshing??
Yeah, I wouldn’t mind having a chance to play my own hits for once.
Background Pony #3115
[PLEASE DO NOT DISRUPT THE MAIN STORYLINE]
[KEEP POSTS AT TV-Y RATING AND REFRAIN FROM USING COARSE EXPLICIT LANGUAGE OF ANY KIND, EVEN IN LINKS TO IMAGES, VIDEOS AND VOICE RECORDINGS]
[REFERENCES TO MILD DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND CARTOON VIOLENCE ARE ACCEPTABLE]
[EXPLICIT MATERIAL AND REFERENCES ARE FORBIDDEN, THOUGH STRONG VIOLENCE WITHOUT BLOOD AND MURDER ARE ALLOWED IF CANONICALLY SCRIPTED IN THE STORY LINE]
Zipp Storm: Could you turn that down, Pipp? I can barely hear myself navigate.
Inspector/Engineer Mare: I can’t concentrate with all that consarnit’ jibber-jabbering y’all follies call music!! We heard this same’ ol track so many times, even my ear worms are getting earworms!
Pipp Petals: [loudly] What?! I can’t hear you over this “Intense Music for our Trip to the Dragon Lands” playlist I made!
Butler: WHHHAAATT??!!! YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP!!! Our dear Princess and I are currently testing out the latest pair of Wireless Pega-Pods sent in by our exalted fan base!!!
Professor: PRINCESS!! In case you had forgotten your political role already, we’re on an international affairs mission—NOT another one of your music festival business ventures!!
This is NOT the time to groovin’ out on the dancefloor!
What else are we supposed to do until we get there, Professor?
[MARESTREAM]: MAY I SUGGEST BROWSING THROUGH THE SATELLITE RADIO CHANNELS?
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Pipp Petals: Hey! I was just trying to keep the mood light. It’s so tense in here.
Professor: Here’s an IDEA!! Keep your annoying livestreams, public musical arias and your stupid selfie pics to YOURSELF!!
Butler: That was a rather harsh comment, Professor…but I DO digress….you have been playing those same classical album hits for the past couple of months…
Do you not think it is time to switch up something more—refreshing??
Yeah, I wouldn’t mind having a chance to play my own hits for once.
Professor: Better yet, we could upload AI music-generating software into Marestream and have her synthesize a couple new alluring tunes! It’ll keep the atmosphere more dynamic and less mono-tone!
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Hitch Trailblazer: …last time we visited the Isle of Scaly, there were no dragons…
Deputy Mare: The only wildlife we encountered we’re a bunch of cave bats! We ALL had to get our rabies shots after the Queen denied us entry into her castle!
Professor: If you hadn’t blurted out about where we went during Misty’s search for her lost family—!
Rebel Mare: Now now now, Professor…nopony in this group ever anticipated about what the dragons had been up to lately…
Don’t forget that our lil’ Sparky also had some unresolved and pending family bonding too…
Hitch Trailblazer: …Who knows what we’ll find?
Deputy Mare: Sheriff, if you keep doubting yourself and hesitate now, we’ll never convince the dragons to be well-prepared for a mad-mare terrorist fugitive on the run!
This mission ISN’T just about Sparky anymore! This is a matter of international importance! If Opaline gets to the dragons first before we do, you and your dragon adoptee ain’t gonna have a future in Equestria to look forward to!
Plume: Yeah hehehe…no pressure!
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Misty: I just hope we get there before Opaline…
[MARESTREAM AI]: I DUTIFULLY PROMISE THAT WITH THE BEST OF MY CAPABILITIES, WE WILL ARRIVE AT YOUR DESTINATION WITH THE MOST EFFICIENT FLIGHT TIME POSSIBLE, MISS BRIGHTDAWN
Inspector/Engineer Mare: Don’t you worry your silly-frilly blueberry head, Misty!! If there’s one thing that the Marestream is bad at, it’s that it is terrible at failing us, even in the toughest of pities!
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[MARESTREAM]: WARNING WARNING!!! INCOMING HIGH CONTOUR ANOMALY! IT SEEMS THAT I HAD MISCALCULATED THE LEVEL OF TERRAIN FROM MY SATELLITE IMAGING…
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Deputy Mare: Care to put those words where your runny mouth is, sis??
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Inspector/Engineer Mare: DON’T gimme that smack talk!! I’m tryin’ to maneuver into that hole here!
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Professor: WWAAAAHHH, JEEPERS!! Warn me next time before you pull off an aileron roll, Captain!!
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Deputy Mare: DANG IT, SISTER!! You fly worse than our grandpa’s driving!!!
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Inspector/Engineer Mare: HEY, at least we’re not tumblin’ down to our deaths, are we??
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Zipp Storm: Spark Alert! We have a map situation again!
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Inspector/Engineer Mare: AHHH HORSE APPLES! We’re losing display to our mapping overlay unit!! We must be running into some heavy magical interference!!
Marestream—switch to auto-pilot sonar and LIDAR systems!
[MARESTREAM]: RECALIBRATING TO ALTERNATIVE NAVIGATION OPTIONS…
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Inspector/Flight Engineer Mare: Thanks for the assist, cadet! You’ll be movin’ up the ranks to rookie pilot in no time!!
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Deputy Mare: It’s bad enough that you two ninnies are flyin’ this thing! We don’t need a reckless dragon to be behind the wheel too!!

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Inspector/Flight Engineer Mare: HEY, YOU WANNA TRY AND NAVIGATE OUTTA THIS CAVE YOURSELF, then BE MY GUEST!!!
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Zipp Storm: Whoops! It’s gonna be a hard left!
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Inspector/Engineer Mare: Disengage auxillary thrusters!! Put drag on the left steering wing flap!
[MARESTREAM]: ORDER ACKNOWLEDGED…
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Professor: Hang on to your horseshoes, everypony!! Lest you wanna spend the rest of your concussed days inside the Marestream!
LordFlareon
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

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Inspector/Flight Engineer Mare: Thanks for the assist, cadet! You’ll be movin’ up the ranks to rookie pilot in no time!!
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Deputy Mare: It’s bad enough that you two ninnies are flyin’ this thing! We don’t need a reckless dragon to be behind the wheel too!!

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Inspector/Flight Engineer Mare: HEY, YOU WANNA TRY AND NAVIGATE OUTTA THIS CAVE YOURSELF, then BE MY GUEST!!!
Why would a dragon need to pilot an aircraft anyway?
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Inspector/Flight Engineer Mare: Thanks for the assist, cadet! You’ll be movin’ up the ranks to rookie pilot in no time!!
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Deputy Mare: It’s bad enough that you two ninnies are flyin’ this thing! We don’t need a reckless dragon to be behind the wheel too!!

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Inspector/Flight Engineer Mare: HEY, YOU WANNA TRY AND NAVIGATE OUTTA THIS CAVE YOURSELF, then BE MY GUEST!!!
Why would a dragon need to pilot an aircraft anyway?
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Inspector/Flight Engineer Mare: Unless you can train a dragon to spark their own backed-up gas after a black-bean burrito, this is the closest a dragon can get to supersonic travel!
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