MYMC05E3: Family Trees, Pt. 2 Reaction Script (D): Mane Six explore the Dragonlands with Sparky

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Izzy Moonbow: Hey, that wasn’t so bad!
Colt Twin: Ooooh, look at ALL the strange plants and animals!!
Filly Twin: Woooowwwwwww…..is this REALLY what prehistoric Equestria looks like before ponies??!!
Hitch Trailblazer: Speak for yourself!
Deputy Mare: Will somepony move their flanks already?! You’re SITTING on top of my crotch!!
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Izzy Moonbow: Hey, that wasn’t so bad!
Colt Twin: Ooooh, look at ALL the strange plants and animals!!
Filly Twin: Woooowwwwwww…..is this REALLY what prehistoric Equestria looks like before ponies??!!
Hitch Trailblazer: Speak for yourself!
Deputy Mare: Will somepony move their flanks already?! You’re SITTING on top of my crotch!!
Ah, so you decided to come with us after all, Deputy!
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Zipp Storm: Huh? [gasps]
Pipp Petals: It’s… beautiful!
[phone buzzing]
Pipp Petals: Definitely no service here—
Inspector Mare: Heh, NO KIDDING!
Butler: This is giving me brand new ideas about the new theme to your next Bridlewood festival!
Pipp Petals: [squeals] I can’t wait to get photos of a real adult dragon!
Professor: LOOK AT ALL THIS FLORA!! These must had been growing since the first dragons were born! Imagine the tons of biological research samples I can collect!! I could start writing my own research paper on the topic of prehistoric ecosystems and finally earn a spot in the Noble Know-It-Alls Hall of Fame!
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Hitch Trailblazer: [laughs] There you are, little guy! Look at him! This place is helping already!
Rebel Activist: Did you finally found what you are looking for, our lil’ scaley lollipop??
Hitch Trailblazer: Thank you, Misty. Truly.
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Hitch Trailblazer: Huh?
Izzy Moonbow: [gasps]
Sparky Sparkeroni: [gurgling excitedly as he signals his family to follow]
Izzy Moonbow: It looks like he wants us to follow! Does he know the way?!
Colt Twin: I think he’s telling us meet his family!
Deputy Mare: Don’t lead us into any dangerous predators, ya hear??!
Zipp Storm: It must be instinct. This is his homeland.
Hitch Trailblazer: Whoa! Wait for us, buddy!
Sparky Sparkeroni: [panting]
Mane 6: [panting]
Inspector Mare: GOSH FLIPPIN’ DANG IT!! The humidity in this ancient forest is KILLING me!
Professor: Not to mention the overloading oxygen levels is radicalizing my lungs!!
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Hitch Trailblazer: He’s so much better n—Aah!
Izzy Moonbow: Aah!
Professor: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵**HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!**🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Deputy Mare: HEY, watch where you’re breathing, ya stupid lizard brain!!
Inspector Mare: You almost turned us all into pony BBQ, lil’ feller!!
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Hitch Trailblazer: I can’t believe you used your key to help Sparky instead of finding your family. Do you remember anything about them?
Misty: I wish I could…
Rebel Activist: Take as much time as you need—we won’t push you any further if you’re not comfortable…..we’ll do whatever we can to help find your family, even if it takes a thousand moons…
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Izzy Moonbow: Huh. I’m definitely sensing some energies. A lacking of Luminessence. An absence of sparkle, really….
Professor: Oh really?! How much is that “energy” coming out of your plot hole?
Eww! We don’t want to visualise that, Professor!
Professor: I’m MEANT that her dianetics pseudoscience she’s proclaiming is complete horse manure!
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Izzy Moonbow: [humming] I think something happened here!
Professor: THAT’S your best answer?!!
Deputy Mare: You sound like a lot like those scamming alleyway fortune tellers and self-proclaimed gurus, always being vague in their predictions and clairvoyance “visions…”
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Sunny Starscout: A lot of dragons seem to live here. There’s all these claw prints and those amazing statues, but…
Zipp Storm: No dragons.
Hitch Trailblazer: Maybe they’re just off foraging somewhere?
Sunny Starscout: All of them? At the same time?
Rebel Activist: Like the professor said, it could’ve been a mass migration, and Sparky must’ve got left behind by accident……OR maybe they were escaping from somepony (or something) that could wipe out their entire species
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Pipp Petals: One mysterious entryway in a day is plenty for me.
Butler: Indeed! I think I had quite enough rough suit-ruining adventures for today!
Inspector Mare: Ditto! Who knows this may be another dynamite trap laid by some mysterious stalker villain?!
Deputy Mare: Uhhh, we’re in an ANCIENT jungle forest! I doubt the dragons here would spend their time and energy to lay their claws on any heavy ordnance!
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