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MYMC05E2: Family Trees, Pt. 1 Reaction Script (E): Mane Six enter the Breezie Night Market

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Background Pony #6E9E
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Breezie 3: [high-pitched gibberish]
[playback] In these stalls, there are magical items and secrets that have been lost to your ponykind for generations!
Sunny Starscout: Really?!
Inspector Mare: GGASPPP, so it’s like a secret hidden time capsule!!
Professor: You guys been collecting this stuff since the Great Split??! That must took quite a lot of Breezies to carry that much inventory into your wares!
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Background Pony #6E9E
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Hitch Trailblazer: Hear that, Sparks? This wonderful place has gotta have something to get you feeling better in no time!
Deputy Mare: These lil’ creatures may be small, but they’ll drive a hard bargain if it meant giving up something valuable from their stash, if it’s worthy enough to heal our police mascot…
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Background Pony #6E9E
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MEANWHILE AT THE TEAHOUSE…
Queen Haven: I understand if you’re not ready to share everything about your life with me, but I feel like you’re avoiding my questions.
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Bridlewood Beautician: Keeping all your worries bundled up will only make them more bigger, mi amico…
Are you adamantly sure you have nothing burdensome to relieve off your chest?
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Alphabittle: Breezies?!
Bridlewood Beautician: You’re right. This teahouse has got too breezy in here. Whoever left a cold,draft open, please check the door before you leave…
Queen Haven: Please stop changing the subject. And that’s nonsense. There’s no such thing as… Aah! [gasps] Oh, my!
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Bridlewood Beautician: Oh Mia Grazia!
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Background Pony #6E9E
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Pipp Petals: —I’ll have to go on instinct.
Izzy Moonbow: Oh! How do you do that?
Pipp Petals: Like the Pegasi who came before me! I’ll base it on touch and smell. [sniffing] Mmm. Safflower. That could be nice. [sniffing] Oh! Mm-mm. Not that one.
Colt Twin: (Sniffs purple bottle)—YUCK! Smells like dead horse lily!
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Background Pony #6E9E
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Pipp Petals: How much?
Breezie: [high-pitched gibberish]
Pipp Petals: Wait, wait, wait! I can’t trade my phone! I may be getting better at this “being present” thing, but that is too far!
Butler: May I humbly offer this 1000-bit Zephyr Heights golden-leaf banknote currency as alternative payment instead?
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@Background Pony #1557
In ascending order of Breezies vendor stalls magnitude and barhopping their royal exchanges, I would confirm that banknote currency is gift enough to other trading founders.
Butler: Splendid!
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Hitch Trailblazer: Maybe it’ll work on dragons? What do you think, Sparky?
Sparky Sparkeroni: [sniffing, gurgling]
Deputy Mare: Well, that seals it! Pony musk must be too smelly for dragons…
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Yeah, I doubt that would revitalize even through Sparky’s lethargic vastness, Deputy. Curing him still sounds quite a daunting chore, even from sheer incapacitation.
Deputy Mare: You make it sound like you rather play and roughhouse with him than shop around for stimulants!
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Sunny Starscout: [gasps] This reminds me of something my dad used to have. Oh, if only he could see me now.
Professor: And check out these magnetite minerals and rare fossils! They remind me of a certain legendary family member of the Saviours of Equestria! I think it was a Daisy Pie….or something…
Sunny Starscout: Perusing precious objects thought to be lost to history.
Professor: With our collection combined, I might be able to revive the Museum of Natural Pony History at the university!
Zipp Storm: He’d be so proud. Or jealous!
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@Background Pony #6E9E
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Hitch Trailblazer: The Breezies said this oil has been used to revitalize pony energy since the earliest days of Equestria.
Deputy Mare: How do we know you ain’t selling us common garter snake oil??! Does this potion even have an Equestrian Consumer Label of Approval??
Actually, they’re sold out on the garter snake oil. It’s apparently in high demand among the breezie community.
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Hitch Trailblazer: The Breezies said this oil has been used to revitalize pony energy since the earliest days of Equestria.
Deputy Mare: How do we know you ain’t selling us common garter snake oil??! Does this potion even have an Equestrian Consumer Label of Approval??
Actually, they’re sold out on the garter snake oil. It’s apparently in high demand among the breezie community.
Deputy Mare: I should’ve expected much less from dragonfly-sized vendors and buyers with their tiny little naive brains to comprehend the current pony market….
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Misty: I… I was shopping at a place a little like this. It was definitely Bridlewood. Unicorns everywhere. But I couldn’t see who I was with.
Zipp Storm: I wonder what it was around here that triggered the memory this time.
[smack!]
Aah!
Inspector Mare: (Pulls out crowbar) HEY, what the HAY, ya nasty varmint??!! Watch where your—wait—CLOUDPUFF???!!!
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Zipp Storm: Cloudpuff?! [laughs] Where did you come from? Mom must be here.
Cloudpuff: [barking]
Inspector Mare: Of coourrsssee, she would be….
Off to see Mr Alphabittle for some—personal diplomatic relations—bonding, I reckon!
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Background Pony #6E9E
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Alphabittle: So you’re saying if I can correctly guess what herbs you used in this tea, you’ll give me the whole bag?
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Bridlewood Beautician: And if he guesses even one wrong, I’ll have to give up my precious glowpas ring in exchange for your authentic imported tea instead?
Bene allora. It seems you have found yourself a new competitive waging rival on your hooves, Signor Alfa Piccolo.
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Butler: For the LAST time, she is NOT trading you her phone. I offered you my 1000-bit note, but all you traded for me was a cheap knock-off leather RB shoes! Then you used that note as a party sleepover mattress for your tiny pub inn before I even had a chance to ask for a refund!
You can’t expect us to complete our end of the bargain after an unfair exchange just like that!
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Background Pony #6E9E
@Background Pony #6E9E
Zipp Storm: [laughs] Hey, sis. How’s the mega-Pega-mindfulness going?
Pipp Petals: A-mazingly. I’ve never felt more clear. Can’t say the same for these Breezies, though.
Butler: What in the Haven are you typing—HEY, whatever that is, that is unsafe work that shall NOT taint this princess’ phone!!
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