New Lunar Republic
belmontzar 
“Come on down to the other side
Come with us through the gates of hell
Where we’ll drag you from where you are
To where you belong”
Come with us through the gates of hell
Where we’ll drag you from where you are
To where you belong”
Toastypk 
Royal Advisor
A conversation was just had between Lightpoint and Countess. He saw how unbridled and furious Celestia can become if you interfere with her cake, bewildered that what he thought was some exaggerated public joke is entirely too real.
“Light, and I mean this sincerely, if Celestia does not get her 2:00pm cake order, she’d drop the sun on Equestria. If anyone touched that order other than myself, her or her guests, then that poor sob will be looking at a lifetime of drowning in plasma on the sun. Don’t. Touch. The. Cakes!”
Starless 
Prog rock pony
lights all of Celestia’s cakes on fire
But no need to panic. She won’t drop the sun on Equestria. She’ll just banish me to the sun.
Background Pony #696A
Vampire ponies
I call 🧢 on that assessment. I know Celestia loves cakes but wouldn’t throw the sun on us Equestrians! That’s just propaganda from the NLR and the treacherous Luna!
If that was true, what about that time when she went out with Luna while leaving Twilight in charge? Or when she took Luna’s job and was mostly in the dreamscape?
belmontzar
@Background Pony #696A
all people have their vices and there is nothing wrong with that. In the Case of the princesses.. you leave plenty of cake and sweets for Celestia, and you make sure the internet keeps running for Luna. So long as Celestia has Cake and Luna has her games we will all be safe and sane. Taking care of Twilight is bit more tricky…. keep a constant stream of new books and reasearch studies for her to observe.. while also keeping close watch on her friends and family.. to ensure their safety and survival.
Note: Speak to pinkie pie about giving Twilight the ability to observe her friends. We know those cameras’s are there Miss Pie.. and there is no reason Her royal Sparkleness cannot use them herself.
all people have their vices and there is nothing wrong with that. In the Case of the princesses.. you leave plenty of cake and sweets for Celestia, and you make sure the internet keeps running for Luna. So long as Celestia has Cake and Luna has her games we will all be safe and sane. Taking care of Twilight is bit more tricky…. keep a constant stream of new books and reasearch studies for her to observe.. while also keeping close watch on her friends and family.. to ensure their safety and survival.
Note: Speak to pinkie pie about giving Twilight the ability to observe her friends. We know those cameras’s are there Miss Pie.. and there is no reason Her royal Sparkleness cannot use them herself.
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