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@Philweasel  
Shawn Michael’s in The 90’s was also a terrible face but that didn’t stop Vince
 
as a matter of fact , I think we know why Vince is high on Cole, given that his face looks like Michael….
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@Broken Adam  
I’ll note that Vince is also a huge Jericho mark these days.
 
Personally I would just let Adam Cole does what he does best, be a dastardly, evil organization forming jerk for a suitable babyface to foil. The Authority is way past it’s sell by date and the Wyatt family has been put out of it’s misery, so I feel we need a new big bad group.
 
…honestly I would love to see him try and convince Roman to join, while making Seth the babyface.
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People who make me mark out like a motherfucker.
 
Mustafa Ali  
Jack Gallagher  
Roman Reigns  
Aleister Black  
Asuka  
Alexa Bliss  
Daniel Bryan
 
Now, discuss how much they all suck.
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@Broken Adam  
It was indeed a serious battle of the gingers. The jobber was astonishingly orange.
 
…and ‘was’ is the appropriate term, because Jack murdered the poor lad.
 
Seriously, he’s 5 ft 8, 167lb, and his finishing move is a headbutt. Now that’s hardcore. It’s a testament to his acting skill that he’s still terrifying despite his silly gimmick, he’s got one of the best ‘I’m going to kill you slowly’ stares in the business.
 
He’s also a technician in the ring, sells quite wonderfully, puts over his opponents like they’re the biggest badasses ever, and can wrestle in a suit and tie.  
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@Broken Adam  
Adam Cole replacing the rejected Experiment as the Face of the Company? F*ck yeah I would take that in a Heartbeat without even thinking! Cole has a actual Connection with Pro Wrestling Fans, he can perform very Well (not needed to be on a Styles, Omega, Naito, Okada etc. Level), his Charisma is definetly overshadowing Drains by a freaking Mile & his Feuds in the Future are actually some that Fans are looking forward too. :) #AdamCole #BayBay
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Shane out for Mania? Replace him with Rusev, Gargano or Samoa Joe as Bryan’s Partner at Mania 34! :)
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Shane out for Mania? Replace him with Rusev, Gargano or Samoa Joe as Bryan’s Partner at Mania 34! :)
 
Do any of them even know who Daniel Bryan or the chuckle brothers are? I mean Samoa Joe is the wrong brand… and injured.
 
I’m still holding out for Pete Gas.
 
Bah, I’m sure Shane will make Wrestlemania, he’s invincible.
 
@Background Pony #973E  
Asuka is the most attractive woman in Wrestling.
 
All my friends prefer Alexa Bliss. Because they’re dumb. And probably pedophiles.
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Shane out for Mania? Replace him with Rusev, Gargano or Samoa Joe as Bryan’s Partner at Mania 34! :)
Do any of them even know who Daniel Bryan or the chuckle brothers are? I mean Samoa Joe is the wrong brand… and injured.
I’m still holding out for Pete Gas.
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Asuka is the most attractive woman in Wrestling.
All my friends prefer Alexa Bliss. Because they’re dumb. And probably pedophiles.
 
Maybe Bryan’s Partner will be Punk & then we could have a ROH Tag Team Match right there…. I’m just kidding.
 
Agreed 100% on Asuka being the most attractive Woman in Wrestling with Kairi Sane being up there in my Opinion.
 
I definetly agree about Bliss aswell, People praise her because of how tight her Butt looks like & that sorta Stuff. She is not bad don’t get me Wrong, but she definetly gets Overrated by the WWE Bubble. There exist a lot of Blondes that look similar to Bliss on this Planet, she doesn’t stand out & doesn’t come close to someone like Asuka in my Mind heh! :)
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Rusev being added to the US Title Match at WM 34 should only conclude to one Thing, he wins the Match or the Crowd will be very pissed off on Rusev Day. :o #RusevDay
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Eevee is now on the NJPW Roster, I’m not kidding by the way xD :D #njpw
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Sighs The Cruiserweight Championship Match is on the Kickoff/Pre-Show again unfortunately, remember how Neville/Aries last year was. WWE should’ve put Bliss/Jax or the US Title Match (unless Rusev wins then it should be on the Main Card because how Over he is) on the Pre-Show instead in my Opinion. :o
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Sighs The Cruiserweight Championship Match is on the Kickoff/Pre-Show again unfortunately, remember how Neville/Aries last year was. WWE should’ve put Bliss/Jax or the US Title Match (unless Rusev wins then it should be on the Main Card because how Over he is) on the Pre-Show instead in my Opinion. :o
 
Ugh… I can’t be annoyed with it. Because the US title should be important, and Bliss is the most over female in the company not named Asuka. And what else are you going to put on the pre-show?
 
I just hope they don’t take this opportunity to phone in some shitty television quality match, or the fans are so exhausted by the rumbles that they spend the entire match yelling ‘beachball!’ like the stupid idiots they are.
 
Frankly, everyone I know is watching the pre-show anyway.
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Sighs The Cruiserweight Championship Match is on the Kickoff/Pre-Show again unfortunately, remember how Neville/Aries last year was. WWE should’ve put Bliss/Jax or the US Title Match (unless Rusev wins then it should be on the Main Card because how Over he is) on the Pre-Show instead in my Opinion. :o
Ugh… I can’t be annoyed with it. Because the US title should be important, and Bliss is the most over female in the company not named Asuka. And what else are you going to put on the pre-show?
I just hope they don’t take this opportunity to phone in some shitty television quality match, or the fans are so exhausted by the rumbles that they spend the entire match yelling ‘beachball!’ like the stupid idiots they are.
Frankly, everyone I know is watching the pre-show anyway.
 
The Build to Bliss/Jax is just Meh & doesn’t set the World on Fire, US Title Match got only a bit interesting because of Rusev being added to it or the Crowd would’ve slept or doing Random Things in that Match. I don’t think the US Title ever will get the same Meaning like in the Old Days.
 
A lot of People say Alexander/Ali should be on the Main Card because how Good the Tournament was & they expect of these Two to have a excellent Match on there.
 
In my personal Opinion, put the Cruiserweight Final Match on NXT Takeover instead, they get more deserving Treatment on that Show than on Mania. :o
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@Philweasel  
By the way, who should be on the Kickoff/Pre-Show instead of Alexander/Ali? Put Lesnar/Drains on there so we can get it over with without having pissing 90% of Pro Wrestling Fans off, but being Real now, I say put Bliss/Jax on there instead (like I told in my last Comment about the Build being Meh).
 
By the way talking about People watching the Pre-Show, do you really think most People will watch 8-9 Hours straight? :o #Overkill
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@Background Pony #973E  
It’s wrestlemania, with one of the best cards in decades. You know what’s crazier? They’re also watching HoF.
 
I’m working unfortunately, so I can’t watch it with them. Part of me is still kinda glad that I can at least take a break though.
 
And apparently people still like Randy Orton, and are resolutely blind to the fact that he’s consistently the worst thing about Wrestlemania. And think that Roode isn’t the world’s most boring Wrestler.
 
Frankly, yay Jinder and Rusev, or I’d definitely be skipping it.
 
And I’m actually kinda into Bliss/Jax. Both because Jax was awesome last year, and because I don’t know what’s going to happen. Logic and build dictates Bliss doesn’t stand a chance, but she’s one of the luckiest and sneakiest little shits on the roster.
 
And if Jax wins… well, I’ll be marking out like a motherfucker.
 
Brain, Braun and Hulk Hogan vs the Bar should hopefully be an entertaining laugh at the very least. In fact I’m hoping on it being right in the middle of the show, and an absolute hilarious farce.
 
Then you have Ronda hurling Stephanie through the sun and Kirt tearing Trip’s leg off, which should be amusing.
 
And Roman vs Brock should be great, even if it’s fairly straightforward. It’s not the most interesting match in the world, but it’s the one most guaranteed to be good. And hey, maybe they’ll both be screwed… again.
 
…fuck, Carmella is going to cash in on Asuka and Charlotte isn’t she. I want her to win, just so I can watch everyone’s heads explode in real time, and Asuka to have a rage aneurism.
 
Damn it’s an amazing card, and I haven’t even got to Finn, Seth and Miz yet! (I don’t care about tag teams)
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