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Rollins, Balor or Strowman should win Tonight, but of course it isn’t going to be the Case. Gonna make Boreman Drains really really Strong Tonight YEEEEAHHHH! Vince Voice #OutOfTouch
 
Sighs …… Eeyup, Styles/Nakamura will be the only Match at Mania 34 that I will give any F*ck about. :o #StubbornVince #OutOfTouch #PunkStillIsRight
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It’s THE BOG DOG. Thank you very much
 
As for the promo, 90% chance it was scripted just going for what always works better: Bullet points instead of 1000 word essays to make the promo their own
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@Philweasel  
LOL that was pathetic! Having Brock on purpose not show up & taking a Photo with White, all that just to get Boreman Drains cheaply Over! :D :D :D #Trash
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@Philweasel
LOL that was pathetic! Having Brock on purpose not show up & taking a Photo with White, all that just to get Boreman Drains cheaply Over! :D :D :D #Trash
 
Samoan Diesel cutting a Johnboy Promo “I’m here for you Guys, Brock is not here, he doesn’t Respect any of you. Please like Me!” Hahahahaha! F*ck outta here with that BS! :o
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@Josh103  
A mod did suggest moving to the forums a while back, we kinda ignored it.
 
Personally, I was hoping that it’ll get to 2500 comments and surpass the number of comments on the 1000000 image.
Philweasel
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@Philweasel
LOL that was pathetic! Having Brock on purpose not show up & taking a Photo with White, all that just to get Boreman Drains cheaply Over! :D :D :D #Trash
 
If having great matches, delivering great promos, and getting cheered against the damn Miz isn’t enough for you, I don’t know what is.
 
(being 5’8”, 180 pounds, trained in japan and totally lacking any discernible personality)
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You know what, I like how he’s been used this year. How he’s used that cred he’s got from being the invincible, Vince beloved, unstoppable badass and… repeatedly lost at every pay per view.
 
Braun built his reputation on murdering Roman. The Extreme Rules match got some awesome crowd noise whenever anyone faced off with him, and each superstar in turn got cred just for hanging.
 
After beating the Miz and getting the intercontinetal title? He proceeded to get the best matches they’ve had in ages out of Cesaro, Jason Jordan, Elias and possibly Samoa Joe (only because Joe’s had some really good matches lately). They might of lost, but they all came out of it looking better.
 
In the rumble? He was essentially the final boss, the super threat to give it some real drama. Everyone was waiting for him to come out, and when it was just him and Nakamura… goosebumps on my goosebumps.
 
The elimination chamber match in fairness sucked. It was so predicable. But you know what… I’m looking forward to Roman vs Brock. They have ring chemistry, they have common bonds and history, and if Roman’s going to keep delivering promos like that, they’ll have heat.
 
I want a twist in the tale, but honestly I’ll be pretty happy with simply seeing Roman and Brock put on a great match.
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@Philweasel  
Laughs hard Great Matches? Great Promos? Getting cheered over Miz without having Ambrose & Rollins as Human Shields(no pun intended) to protect Boreman Gains from getting booed out the f*cking Building? I want to know what Drugs you’ve been taken xD :D #Overrated
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@Philweasel  
Sighs on disgust You really are living in a Bubble aren’t You? Oh yeah being carried/outperformed by all those Guys(except Elias, but that was Boring anyways) makes Vince’s rejected Experiment Good apparently right? :o
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@Background Pony #0F01  
Giggles He/She is obviously trolling big time with the Good Booking of Cena 2.0. By the way, why do I call Boreman Gains Cena 2.0? Because of this Promo on RAW, completly using the Johnboy Schtick with the Pandering & all of that Crap. :D
Philweasel
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@Background Pony #8E71  
Dave Meltzer’s always rated him workrate wise. I’m not a massive Dave Meltzer fan, but I respect his opinion. He’s had nine 4.5 star matches, one 4.75 star one, and only one match below 3 (against goddamn Billy Gunn & Road Dogg).
 
Nakamura on the other hand gets outright terrible star ratings from Meltzer these days, and even in New Japan never did better than Roman (especially in 2015. What the hell happened in 2015?).
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@Philweasel  
Sighs Don’t you still get it that the Others made the Matches(Styles, Bryan, Rollins, Cesaro etc.) & not him for damn Sakes! How can Stupidman Punches spamming, average Samoan Drops, Weak/Shitty Clotheslines in the Corner, played out Apron Dropkick, Clotheslines and Punches repeat & a Spear being called ‘Good Wrestling’ in your Eyes?
 
Boreman Drains’ Moveset is so Mediocre & Unimpressive to me it’s not even Funny! :o
 
I don’t lower my Standards for pure Mediocrity that Samoan Diesel brings to the Table.
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Then how come Finn Balor and Nakamura get worse ratings out of the same people?
 
I love Finn, but even in New Japan he rarely got above 3.5 stars, and regularly dropped below 3.
 
Actually you know what? Finn has only had one match rated 4.5 stars. It also included Roman Reigns.
 
Not even Cesaro beats Roman’s consistency in getting good Star ratings from Meltzer (though his list is still very impressive).
 
Ok, against AJ Styles… Nakamura pulled of a 4.75 match. Roman pulled off a 4.5. Finn pulled off a 4.25. John Cena pulled of a 4.75. Keven Owens 3.75. Randy Orton 3.75. Kazuchika Okada 4.75. Kota Ibushi 4.75. Tetsuya Naito 4.25.
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@Philweasel  
It’s the Match Structure. WWE/Vince only give their Golden Boys(Johnboy & Boreman Drains) the Bells & Whistles to their Matches because they only care about Them & noone else matters. Why do you think Wrestling Fans with Brain Cells say that WWE/Vince are in fact ‘Desperate’ to do everything to get Roman over? Just think about that for a Moment & then respond to Me. :o
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@OptimusPrimevil  
Becky Lynch is definetly being Underutilized! Very comparable with Cesaro when I think about it. Both deserve so much better than what they’re being given. #PushCesaro #F*cktheReignsAgenda
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@OptimusPrimevil
Becky Lynch is definetly being Underutilized! Very comparable with Cesaro when I think about it. Both deserve so much better than what they’re being given. #PushCesaro #F*cktheReignsAgenda
 
By the way, talking about F*ck the Boreman Drains Propaganda, Coachman takes a Big L this week for the stupid Tweet he put out this Week! :O #CorporateSellout #KissAss
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