Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@ColdhardSilver  
Amusing.
 
I will need more of these

@AppleJackFrost  
I swear to god i’m going to kinkshame you.

What do I want to do tomorrow?

@SnozzleFozzle  
I like her better now.  
Imma find a Wendy’s.

@SnozzleFozzle  
wot

 
same

@SquiggyBomb  
Keep trying to take that class but the bimbo wont take my heart soup!

@EHAN  
Stop being so easy to oppress

@Whatevs  
 
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If this is going to turn into a Wendy’s thread I’m just going to post Zizek memes  

@Commune  
I counterpost with Nichis  

@EHAN  
Hug the Nakamura

Wendys tax.
 

I have not read Kant but this pic of him looks cool so fuck it

Zizek and Hegel tax  
 

@Whatevs  
 
 
 
 

Wendys tax
 

Nichijou tax  

OK so here is a funny idea for a dungeon keeper 3 trailer, the Dungeon keeper and their minions are strolling through a town wrecking and corrupting it in normal black comedy fashion, when a nun sudenlly runs up and pulls a aren’t you going to ravish me, after which the DK turns her into a dark mistress, we then see the town priest come up and chastise them both wile he’s doing that the DK looks him up and down before we see a glow appear we then cut to him and the Mistress walking down the street with her hanging off of his arm then pan back to show the priest now a male version of the dark mistress on the other arm,

Late response to UC9  
Though the US might mass produce these laser tech, Governments usually don’t tell people about their projects so it could be possible that Russia has something up their sleeve they have yet to reveal  
And besides Russia has shit tons of Nukes even more than the US

@EHAN  

 
That technically wouldn’t work without a secondary support on the waist, since the center of gravity is focused behind the pivot (between rope and body). This causes it to flip downwards and thus, sending all the food to the ground.

@Commune  

 
Most of Russia’s military equipment was made in the USSR. Some of their ships are in such bad shape that there’s entire sections of the ships that are flooded and rather than fixing it they weld the doors to the sections shut. The Kuznetsov is in such bad shape that it sails with a tugboat.
 
 
Russia’s military is a rust bucket military. All the USA has to do is wait a decade or so until most of Russia’s shit rusts over. Saying that Russia is working on laser guns is about as believable as North Korea saying they found unicorns.