Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

$6.99© a monthly period?

I’ll GIVE up my beer to watch hulu!

How to turn a Steam Locomotive into an Eldritch Horror

@NitroFury
Bet you someone is going to make that an SCP.

Haha lol
Drunk Mellow!
Just saiyan. Not gonna say anything more that I might regret later :P

Kyle, look at our new friend, we’ve made him out of gum!
That’s the only way you could make a friend. ZING!!

@Myoozik
I dunno if I’d want to shake hands with a gum friend… they’d be too sticky!

ICE CREAM IS FOR PUSSIES

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Don’t you mean “cool cats”? B)

@Mellow Rhythm
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He keeps doing that thing where he shoots people in the head.

I’m not discriminating against smaller chickens, I’m just saying we could be eating regular size chickens with the same seasoning, without all the little bones.

Mwahaha! I’m a Captain Planet villain and I love dumping toxic waste into the ocean for literally no reason!

Remember to upvote score.eq:666 to save Derpi from a potential curse. Also remember to upvote score.eq:665 for good luck.

Fish go blub blub.

Random thought.

Imagine you are playing a new 3D platformer game. It’s late in the game you see a sign saying “highest survivable jump in the game” you at mix heth and you test it.

You jump off and as soon as you do you get the achievement “gullible”

@Mellow Rhythm
Talk about bosom buddies!

This is more wholesome than funny

@Dirty Bit
It could go either way, really

When you boop someone, you either poke them on the nose…or give them a rare inflammatory lung disorder known as “Bronchiolitis Obliterans Organizing Pneumonia”.

And a fine fish to your lover.

Vernors is the Michiganders potion of healing

…Or so I’ve read in a YouTube comment. Not a bad drink, though.