Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@TheHappySpaceman
I’d be down for that.

@TheHappySpaceman
I could win both of those without trying.

@The★Rickmeister
Not really, haha. I mean, as much as I hate it, someone has to keep listening to “All I Want for Christmas Is You” enough to get it charting every year.

@Meanlucario
@Penguin Dragneel
I’ve already won it so far this year.

Worth noting that if you’re in a grocery store or somewhere public and it comes on, that does not mean that you lose since it’s not your doing that you’re listening to it. :D

@TheHappySpaceman
I figured that stores were an exception, since groceries and that stuff.

@TheHappySpaceman
I’ve been winning No Nut November since the very day I was born.

It’s not hard for me at least, taking my sexuality into consideration.

@TheHappySpaceman
I lost. I listened to Rise Against’s Making Christmas.

I hate it when Anons murder the term “free speech” and be assholes to mods for dishing out consequences. Just because most users don’t know who you are in real life doesn’t give you the “privilege” to be a dick and/or spammer.

@Meanlucario
It seems that whenever the term “freedom of speech“ is brought up, what the person saying it actually means is “freedom from consequence” of that speech.

@Silent_Witness
Yep.

@Silent_Witness
And those who complain the loudest about “freedom of speech” are usually abusing it to spread lies and hate.

@kleptomage
Same with those who claim to be “patriotic.”

@Myoozik
The day where people idiotically stuff themselves with our clone, unaware of our plan to cook them and give as offering to our Avian overlord.

@Myoozik
Too fucking close to Christmas, that’s what it is (for you ’Muricans)!

Source

@Mellow Rhythm
No. Thanksgiving is coming. Football, being thankful and just hanging out.

When you think about it, most people have seen nipples.

@igotnopicks
Er, yes, I know that.
I’m just saying that your version of Thanksgiving is really close to Christmas.
In Canada, we have ours in early October. You know, when there’s still leaves in the trees turning colours, the temperature isn’t as cold, etc.

@phoenixacezero
I mean, you just need to take off your shirt and look down to see your own nips.

@Mellow Rhythm
Why is colors spelled that way?

@igotnopicks
It’s the British way of spelling that word, mate. We tend to spell it that way here in Canada as well.

With all due respect though, I do hope you all down in the States are having good meals and good company

@Mellow Rhythm
I plan on skipping it this year. The only extended family member I care for is sick, and food isn’t a good enough reason to just be bored in a cramped basement for several hours.

@Meanlucario
Whatever works for ya

@Mellow Rhythm
I just know that I’m going to have to fight my father on this, since my parents seem to refuse to realize that to me, our extended family are strangers who have done little to interact with me, especially outside of these reunions.