STUPID

I’m not your magic, guy.

I’m going to be covering my ears with my earphones and drawing avian characters.

@phoenixacezero
Good luck.

Police are outside.

Whatever, I’m takin’ a crap.

@乃ﾑりん乇ﾑ尺ｲ
Take a crap on them!

It’s not just guys who can be That Guy.

Reminder that the acceptable time to play Christmas music is Black Friday, and not a day sooner.

And a reminder of just how dark Black Friday can be when those store doors open…

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Don’t hate the player, hate the game

We should make a holiday called “Thankstaking” where you take other people’s stuff without asking them and say “thanks”

I am one drunken bastard.

Holy crap, the geese are so close to my window.

Don’t get creeped out!

I didn’t see any, just heard their honking overhead.

@Background Pony #F0B2

@Meanlucario
I don’t think this is good advice at all. Cringing at your past self is how you know you’ve grown as a person.

@DerpyFast
Or if you cringe at stuff like the idea of treating women like objects.

@Meanlucario
Or how to know a bad decision like live-action Ed in Netflix Cowboy Bebop.