Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

I dated a girl that was very cat-like once.

Not in the sultry, seductive way mind you.

Just in the fact that she would randomly scream at 2AM, begged for food constantly, and liked to show me her asshole.

@Zincy
Kinda sounds epic

She was also Asian. Which added to the appeal.

Jaws but they fuck the shark. 0 body counts, just everyone wondering if they’re a furry.

I’ve been a big-boobie fan since 2003.

Currently thinking about making a separate Twitter account to post NSFW pinup drawings, but trying to figure out how I can justify doing that when Twitter is literally falling apart.

Dumb idea a Baird that has so much mojo that the girls want to do the monster mash with him but he’s so oblivious he thinks they are just giving him clothing.

One question: Since Queen Chrysalis doesn’t have a husband, can we consider that she’s a cougar?

It’s a thought that occurs to me in my mind today.

She’s not a cougar silly she’s a bug.

@Shyette
A bug horse, of course. but she’s still single right?

On the twelve day of Christmas my true love gave to me: And STD~

Would you like to go naked?

Knockers.

AI porn makes me nausea. Why does it give women two pairs of breast?

Oh right, I’m also into multiboob. 4 is my limit though.

@Jade Kitsune
Enjoy what you enjoy, I’ll enjoy what I enjoy. Every has preferences and limits.

Bimbofication is also one of my fetishes. (Bimboification?)

Because the a.i knows what’s hot.

@Hali the Emoji girl
As I said before, more than a pair of breast on a woman is a turn-off in my book.

This was the cover of a mainstream comic, for kids.

@Dex Stewart
Children and horny teens.

Lipples.

I will be flying out of town this 24th.

…and I’m gonna do some “watching porn in-flight” challenge. I hope I make it for just 10 seconds. Lol