Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Dex Stewart
Freaky. Not bad, though.

You reminded me of this scene from family guy.

Man of culture as well?

@Hali the Emoji girl

Lol

YOU HAVE NOT WON MY HEART, BUT YOU HAVE WON MY BUTT

Bushes are amazing. Truly, amazing. On both sexes, too! I don’t care who you are, you look better with a bush.

@GenericArchangel
Fluttershy got one heckuva bush

@Hali the Emoji girl
I can never truly decide if I like it or not.

It’s not a turn-on, but I’m not turned off either.

I had a weird dream the other night that was set in the Attack on Titan universe, only instead of Titans, everybody was trying to kill futa chicks. Not even giant or grotesque ones that looked like Titans, either. For some reason there was like a group of futa that wanted to control the world and everyone else was fighting against them.

I don’t remember much other than a scene where a dude tripped and fell on a chick’s lap and he just looked utterly betrayed when he realized the girl he was fighting alongside was secretly a futa.

No idea why I dreamed that since I’m not even into futa. It was weird.

@pixel
Maybe you don’t like futa and your brain wanted to remind you of that.

@pixel
Sounds like a fun show to me.

@pixel
Cool premise. I’m interested in the twist of the girl secretly being a futa.

@Dex Stewart
I imagine it being like the Kids Next Door ep where everyone was turned into women.

Oh no

“Alright, just so we’re clear on the virgin aspect of the Virgin Sacrifice, anal counts and animals don’t; figure out where you stand, line up, or fuck off.”

Virgin sacrifice? I thought you said Virginian sacrifice…

To bad you can’t do that in real life.

We do sacrifices here all the time. We have to regularly sacrifice to the God of Moonshine lest he curse the state with bad harvests.

Maybe the real virgin sacrifice was the friends with benefits we accidentally knocked up along the way.