The worst part about being horny more often than not is it means it can strike at the worst times. Badly horny. But at work. And will be here for the next four hours or so. So I just have to… let it be. Which is never fun. Hopefully when I get home the wait will make the release better…
Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]
@Meanlucario
Maybe my brain is slow to pick up the context
Maybe my brain is slow to pick up the context
@NitroFury
Did you read what each picture says?
Did you read what each picture says?
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Titty smesh.
😂😂😂😭😭😭💀
I like my women like how I like my tea: Without a penis.
Anyone who’s ever been in a real fight will tell you what an orgasm feels like.
BLAM, BLAM! BLAM! It’s like getting your lights punched out.
Ever jizz to something with so much yes that you’re pissin’ white stuff before climax?
average girldick enjoyer
Just had a crazy amazing lewd talk with a fellow ex-Derpibooru member on our Facebook DMs about the art of a good boobjob and why it’s the best practice ever.
@Khauntzat Adramélekhizarovich Searmaev
Soft, squishy, round, plump breasts massaging an erected penis can be very nice.
Soft, squishy, round, plump breasts massaging an erected penis can be very nice.
Soft, squishy, round, plump breasts are great in general. Especially if there’s lactation involved, plus nipple piercings.
Nipple piercings can qualify as BDSM if both/all parties are pierced.
I’m not a fan of piercings personally.
I don’t really care for piercings, except for maybe clip-ons.
The fact that ents have males and females implies they fuck.
Nipple piercings are such an eyesore.
I prefer my flesh without metal, if that’s alright.
Not sex as we know it, but still technically sex.
@Lord WyrmSpawN
It would be the slowest fuck possible.
It would be the slowest fuck possible.
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