Fetishes [NSFW]

@trashboat
 
But you really want one, isn’t?

@trashboat
 
well this guy is
 

@trashboat  
OK, I should have said all dinosaur paleontologists. Many paleontologists are more interested in things like prehistoric whales and fish.
 
Should we move this discussion to the time wasting thread?

@Randomosaur
 
TO THE TIME WASTING THREAD!

@Randomosaur  
I’m starting to get incredibly confused too, So I do agree

 
Would dinosaur bone spheres make good anal beads?

Unless they were custom made for that purpose, I would say probably not, no.
 
Porous surfaces that could allow for bacterial nastiness and whatnot. And its generally not a good idea to put anything makeshift into your body that your body can’t digest.

@Keith Mowz  
On the plus side it would provide some hilarious stories for the emergency room doctors.

@Keith Mowz  
Well, the bone is usually polished smooth, so the porosity problem is gone.

@Randomosaur  
Sounds like someone wants to end up on the news on the list for top ten dumbest reasons to have to go to the ER of the year. . No no, go on and have fun explaining to the doctor how it happened.

@uc9  
It could be a funny Jackass stunt or something. And the dinosaur bone beads would be small, so you could just shit them out.

@Randomosaur  
The thing is, there’s a reason why if you do a tag search, they’re all the ones that are a bunch of them on a line. Because you need to leave the ring out so you can retrieve them. And if you’re trying to drill a hole through them to add your own retrieval line, then you no longer have any theoretical non-porousness.
 
Its not something you want to try and jerry-rig.
 
And yeah, seriously, no, just assuming ‘nah it’ll be fine I can totally just push them out’, I can assure you, there’s a very high chance if you try that you’re going to spend the next couple trips to the bathroom in a cold sweat, desperately hoping you hear a ‘clack’ sound when sitting on the bowl until it hopefully does.

@Keith Mowz  
Good point. Bone shards could also cut your rectum.
 
It could make a funny premise for a bisexual porno sci-fi story. A guy convinces his boyfriend to fuck him with a dinosaur bone. Unknown to him, tiny bone pieces cut his rectum and accidentally revive a prehistoric virus, which he unwittingly gives to all the men and women he has sex with.

@Randomosaur  
Ew.

@Randomosaur  
What’s the virus do? Weredinos? Weredinos.

@Too_Offensive
 
The movie would go from porno to monster movie, a monster porno movie! raptors screwing people, T-rex’s with vore fetishes! dinosaurs giving people foot-jobs!
 
 
….Sounds like a fun movie XD

This is relevant to my interests:  

@Too_Offensive  
Yes, weredinos. Tyrannosaurs with gigantic dicks and vore fetishes, footjobs from raptors, handjobs from therizinosaurs, and sauropod facesitting. And to top it all, a kaiju-sized futa Giganotosaurus.

@Randomosaur
 
You really like Dino Crisis, isn’t?

@Gizoid101  
Didn’t notice the similarity until you pointed it out.
 
Maybe we could dye Jenna Haze’s hair red, cut it down a bit, and star her in an anal sex scene with a raptor.

@uc9  
this is genius

@uc9  
The claws make it especially hot for me.

(reads believe machine hentai)  

I have also found a good filming location for the weredino sci-fi porno movie.  

@uc9
 
so your fetish is being depressed i assume.