These two posts make me want to join that one-way colonization expedition to Mars.
Who in their right mind would take a turkey baster over a nice dong anyday?
Also behold: This is a comic my dad gave me when I was little, that was given to him when he was a lad by my grandfather, and one that I still have to this day albeit in French.
Go ahead and click the picture to view the entire comic. Enjoy something that I found quite funny as a kid, but is now viewed as troublingly racist by todays standards.