Vent thread

My Pug lunged at my face and then bit my hand.

You have no idea how fucking close I was to whacking him with a Baseball Bat but I kept my cool…

Started taking SSRIs. Worked well first two days and then all went down hill afterwards.

Not a vent but instead a burst of satisfaction.

I love watching Punks get disarmed and their asses kicked:

I have to scoop dead fruit flies out of my coffee every morning for the past three days.

I’m sick of delusional people in general, but mostly those with the mentality that you getting attacked by a person should be so unavoidable as to be an act of God and you would be sinful not to be slaughtered.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Everyone could use a good slaughtering every now and again

Okay but hear me out. A lawnmower, but it actually starts in the first pull of the rope.

Americans when not giving a care about what they eat:

Americans when they actually try to watch their weight:

We had a bumblebee get in the house.

I’m so sick of that Mewtwo blog in pokemon thread.

@Goku Black

@Kiryu-Chan
xD

@Dustcan
They make electric mowers now. If I had to buy a new mower that’s what I would get. Simple to start, no need to fill gas cans, needs less maintenance, and is probably quieter than gas.

The worst part is I literally was given an electric mower to mow my neighbor’s yard just a few hours ago. I couldn’t figure out how to start it, so I tried his gas mower. It wouldn’t start no matter how much I pulled.

I had to get my gas mower and start it after a few pulls.

@Dustcan
Did you look up the owner’s manual? The manufacturer should have the manual on their website.

No.

@CaptainXtra
Damn. Gonna need Dr. Weight Watcher Guy.

Tried to pull my newest male gremlin cat off my 19+ yr old female last night, lil’ prick sliced me up good.

I wish I had a better router cause thing keeps disconnecting my wifi on a whim, worse when it’s cloudy

@Myoozik
Might be your provider, my home has been without internet for 2 days now.

@Autumn_Shy
No, it’s very much the router, I think it’s outdated and I might need a new one

@Autumn_Shy
Ahhahha.

Female cats turn into actual demons when they aren’t fixed. They’ll do anything to get fucked.

I had a girlfriend like that.

@CaptainXtra
Even better when they get “deleted” by a armed store owner/bystander.

RIP Billy Kametz.