Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

She gets eaten by a cat
 
I wish to drive an 18 wheeler

Your cargo contains little more than 80 dirty magazines you must give to weird racists grandpas.
 
I wish to strangle that cat and make it spit my mouse, and the mouse to be safe and sound.

wrong wish topic.
 
I wish for a clue

@Shepherd  
You get the Parker Brothers Hasbro board game “Clue.”  
And it’s the new edition with new character/suspect Professor Orchid in it.
 
I wish my Amiibo collection was complete.

That’s Dr. Orchid thank you very much
 
Granted they are staring at you.
 
I wish for a sweet mustache.

It’s a caterpillar
 
I wish my Internet wasn’t so slow

Granted but now you keep going to websites you hate.
 
I wish for a roasted chicken.

Granted
 
I wish people wouldn’t leave this topic to rot.

Granted…in about 5 years when people stop caring about MLP:FiM.
 
I wish I had a gold mine under my house.

@Shepherd  
Then suddenly there are too many people posting! Can’t keep up!
 
I wish for a new video game!

@Beau Skunky  
Granted…it’s NBA 2K20.
 
I wish the gold at Fort Knox was my gold.

Granted there’s no gold it’s all aliens, truens out the gold is in Area 51.
 
I wish for a box.

Granted. Gallus tears it to shreds.
 
I wish the Sorcerer-Vizier Cozirek became Emperor of Calormen.
 

She dies of a heart attack soon after
 
I wish for some hot chocolate

@Lord Goku  

 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 
@ILoveMyoozik  
You get a melted Hershey bar.
 
I wish to become a Pokémon master!

Granted. Your remaining Pokémon is an alcoholic Mudsdale.
 
I wish Trouble Shoes is drunk.

Wrong thread sorry!

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
Granted. He goes around assaulting other ponies in a drunken stupor.
 
I wish I got a promotion at work.

@Lord Goku  

 
I wish for a new computer.

Granted. It comes to life and attacks you.
 
I wish for a country where people use Spinels as its currency.

@HorsesandMuchMOAR
 
The Spinels revolt and take over the country and use the people as currency.
 
I wish it was Halloween already.

It will take 29 days
 
I wish for it to be a holiday that involves slapping politicians with fish for a day.

The politicians slap you back
 
I wish for an endless supply of fries

You get a lifetime supply of fires which are all you can eat in a day.
 
 
I wish for Sage.

Granted. The Rishi causes a meteor to crush you into the ground.
 
I wish Gallus can lay eggs.