It’s like a blooper reel

Sunny Flare: Dean Cadance? Why did you tell him he was?  
Cadance: Because I knew he’d buy it. You should have seen him, he was all “oooh, Cadance, I’m so honored to share your first time” and “oooh, Cadance, I love you, bleh”. HA ha ha ha ha, it meant so much to him!!  
Sunny Flare: That was really mean.  
Cadance: Mm, needlessly so. My sexual history didn’t matter at all to him until I told him I didn’t have one. I didn’t even gain anything by lying to him, really. It was fun, though.  
Sour Sweet: With all due respect, Dean Cadenza…you’re the worst.  
Cadance: I’m kinda the worst, yeah.

@Sr Pelusa  
And then Cadence was arrested for being a pedofork.

That’s not funny Cadence…THAT’S HILARIOUS!!!

Ouch! That’s gotta hoit!

Her first was Buck Withers, who is currently waxing the cars of Chrysalis, Shining Armor, and Cadance. Ironically, he now owns his own car waxing business and they’re his usual customers.

@Sr Pelusa  
he is just a kid

@Sr Pelusa
 
+1

@Gundlach
 
Sunny and Sour’s expression in the back make this caption like 20 times better

eyyy
 

SS: *cringe*  
SF: “Wow! Bitch move.”

@Dirty Bit  
(^.)/)*((^- )

@Cyborg_pony
 
Hit it! high five

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