T-t-t-tia! I want my own Tia pet. It reminds me of the 90s. And now you can grow a whole marijuana!  
That’s not supposed to happen. Hey, you built the world this way. Well, yeah, but I made nettles, too.  
You don’t see every pony rubbing themselves in nettles, now do you? [Visibly covered in rashes and sores] Hiya Princess Corn!  
At least not most ponies. If you rub the needle plants all over, you get a free tickle without the need for a second pony!  
Derpy-Hooves? You’re not even supposed to be born yet in this time line! Oops! Sometimes I forget to not exist until I’m born.  
Please save Dewpy Hooves! I don’t wanna go back! I don’t… but how… ? sigh Alright.  
Anyways, you kind of just put your bird through all that just to make a pun? ONE PUN?! Yep; and it was worth every bit setting up.  
… Well I thought it was worth it CLEAN THE BIRD! Okay I could use a bath, too.  
These nettles are starting to burn. Derpy! You’re leaning on Philomena! Never mind; forget the bath.
 
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