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gorkspewdium

@Scrounge  
Now that you mention it, the gang could seriously use some Spike-to-Celestia-esque means of long-distance communication, ‘specially if they’re gonna keep trekking out to BFEquestria on the Friendship Table’s “say-so”.
gorkspewdium

@Vaidelot  
Sure, but not every put-upon pone couple can kick rump like Team Appledash. Helps if they get some legal precedent on their side…not that I rule out Dash busting up something on her own initiative.
gorkspewdium

@Vaidelot  
Well, presumably we want these idiots dragged kicking & wailing to court so they can serve as an example to other hick towns with a puritan/bigot problem. Kinda hard to win future hearts & minds with a cloud of technicolor vapor.
lynxpet

Report to the Princesses, gather the other main 4 to be the main 6 and “taste the rainbow” that entire town into submission. < how most stories would handle it.
 
Whats your move?
gorkspewdium

@thps48  
Correction appreciated. Which would make for ten synced legs plus four untied outer limbs if all six* were lashed up in a row. Now watch ’em bicker about trying to limp back as is or dislocate everything trying to chew each other free before dawn.
 
*Tried to count ‘em based on prior pages, might’ve missed one or two.
gorkspewdium

Wait, they’re intact enough to retreat? Clearly not quite enough retribution. Round these bagheads up, lash their legs together & make ‘em creep back to civilization 8-legged-race style; at least that’ll give you two plenty of lead time.