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You guys are silly silly rabbits and should be patient enough to wait for the full res original versions to be posted by me first lol.  
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I wonder if this has already been done in real life… Would be hell of a porn video.
 
It has. Google for “skydiving Voodoo video”. It’s not very good, and the guy got in a hell of a lot of trouble for it, but it’s an honest attempt to shoot a porno with tandem skydiving sex.
 
You have a plane ride to jump altitude for foreplay, it’s not like you’re starting from scratch the moment you jump.
Psy Key
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

@RoyalFlank  
It’s impossible. First off, when you go skydiving you jump from about 14,000 feet (at least, I did). This seems like a long fall, but you’re falling at 200~ feet per second with an acceleration based on your trajectory. With the current position of Reppy and the stallion, you’re falling at about 400~ feet per second (added combined weight and mass). The camera mare’s current position would actually be slowing her down to 175~, meaning if they left the plane at around the same time/within the same load, she wouldn’t be this close to them.
 
But to continue with my point, since they’re falling about 400~ feet per second, and let’s assume they jumped from 14,000 feet. Well, before we can do that we need to know where they’ll be pulling their parachutes from, which should be between 6,000 and 4,000 feet (Also, none of them have altimeters. HUGE no-no in skydiving). This gives us 10,000 feet of free-fall for the longest time possible, 25 seconds before they have to pull the chute.
 
Let’s do the math before we continue. This stallion has to position himself, pop himself inside of Reppy, and cum within 25 seconds of exiting the airplane in order to have adequate time to allow the parachute to save you. Any time after 4,000 and you will most-likely hit the ground because the parachute needs time to deploy. (I personally have an automatic one in case my primary fails, which has a small computer/altimeter in the backpack that is hooked up to a firing pin and single chamber which fires a bullet directly through the backpack’s opening in order to forcefully deploy the parachute in case the string fails.)
 
In a normal situation, you would have a little more time. Let’s say you were falling flat on your stomach (the way you should be) at a rate of 200 feet per second. You now have 50 seconds of free-fall, which is really great, and I wish I could have had that because skydiving is really fun and for a few seconds you get to see the edge of the ozone, not to mention seeing far past cities like I did. It was incredible.
 
To finish up though, it’s impossible. You would need to be the quickest shot ever, not be cold considering it’s really cold at 14,000 feet, already hard and in position and set up in the airplane before you open the hatch, and be completely aware that you have only 25 seconds to fuck hard before you die.
 
My first skydive can be found here. I look like a complete idiot, and almost completely passed out leaving the plane due to the pressure change, but it was amazing.
phallen1
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The courage to jump...
Windy is okay with sharing her man as long as she gets to watch. And tape. With skydivers any more, if it’s not caught on video, it didn’t happen.
 
I have to wonder if this was Reppy who wanted to do this after funding out about Patch and Windy, or if someone talked her into it.
Psy Key
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

I can tell you right now that this isn’t safe at all.
 
Keep going though. At least I know in this art that you won’t go splat like I saw someone go one time. Just took off past me from the plane and hit the ground.
Alue14
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Patch’s thought process: Ahh, this is heaven…
 
Reppy’s thought process: CELESTIAINTHEHEAVEN’SABOVEPLEASEHELPMEOHCelestiaaaa…
 
Software Patch’s thought process: I don’t know what they are thinking right now, but I really enjoy the view from them both!