makes me wanna get hit by Derpy 20% more just to claim their “Select VIP Medicare”

@Thanagor  
There are a few nurses who do the “hot nurse” stereotype role-play on their off-hours (and at home) because it so much not like their normal work that it takes their minds off it.
 
But it never happens at all when they are on the job.

@Weird Dreamer
 
Neither. Just someone who looks into myths, urban legends, etc - usually by talking to the people that are the subject of said myths and whatnot - to see whether or not they’re true. My great-uncle, a former nurse who though obviously not female himself had multiple coworkers who were women, can attest to how untrue the whole “hot nurse” stereotype is. Nurses may look hot, but chances are (as far as I’m aware) that funny business with patients is NOT what they’re thinking about. If it’s not because they’re exhausted, focused on work, or turned off from their work, it’s because they know how decidedly uncomfortable - if not excruciatingly painful - it would be for the patients in cases where they’re patients because of severe injuries, or frankly injuries of any type. That stuff still happens, of course…like, 0.00001% of the time.

@Thanagor  
Nastiness is nasty for a few months at most, then it’s just business as usual. You do get desensitised to anything after a while.
 
So… staff or patient? Or… ex-patient?

It’s always ironic to consider how unrealistic the “hot nurse” trope is. Not that there aren’t hot nurses, but rather that their job entails dealing with all sorts of nastiness all day, and being dead on their feet/hooves by the end of it. Between exhaustion and dealing with MASSIVE turn offs for hours on end, doing any “extracurricular activities” is the LAST thing on a nurse’s mind.
 
…And there I go overthinking cartoon marshmallow horse porn again.

cute nurse

Hellooooooooo nurse!

[furiously begins to cut own leg with knife, until bleeding profusely]
 
Perfect! Nurse! I could use some assistance here!

YES