Button mash: but she the weaker character of the game and all player don’t play her!
Cream heart: No my son, she the fastest character of the game, and the reason why other player don’t play her is none know to player right, there is only 6 pony who master her and I am the top of the list, the 4 Princess and Fluttershy in the list and I play this character every time in tournament and win all the time!
Button: Wait, you play in a Tournament?
Cream Heart: Yes my rival is stallion name Steel hoof play the character you have play and lose again me in the final, and trust me, play this character 4 better and left my character health a 10% a 20% every time we fight!
Button Mash: No way.. I am out my league!
Cream heart: Yes but 90% of all play I have face don’t play as good as you my son, only the princess, the main 5 and Shining armor and finally my rival Steel hoof give me hard time, some game those pony destroy me all time but this game, I destroy them but still try beat me, continue to train and one day you will rival me! alter all you are my son, so you can do it!
Button Mash: T-thanks mom..(he still shock to lose to her and to learn Twilight and her Friend , the Princess Shining armor and this steel hoof can rival his mother skill)

Button Mash was a fool for even thinking he could beat the best gamer mom of all time!

@KazetheWolf  
which he is , we’re seeing the screen from the front and their reflection of them behind us meaning they’re on the correct sides…..

I hate being those people, but why is it in cartoon logic they read books backwards and player one and player 2 are on opposite sides? If button was player one he’d be on the left where slot one wouldn’t tangle with slot two.

@Crowley  
You, sir, use words like Alonso uses racing cars.

Mamma teaching her boy the ropes.

Ever had that feeling when it’s Christmas, and you can see all your presents under the tree, and you know exactly what it is and how good it is, but just as you’re opening them a drunk stranger stumbles into your house and pees all over the lovely presents?
 
The DeviantArt Watermark is that stranger.

Loser washes the dishes tonight?