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| “Hey there, Princess Sparkle! Boy do I have a Proposition for you!” |
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Wait until the see Bill’s Weirdmageddon. Even Tia and Lulu would outright be scarred for their lives at the sight of blood rain or a dead baby but Discord would probably be calmer because he may have seen blood spill before sometime in the past. Look, Bill has killed a baby, even by Discord’s standards, Bill is messed up and since the ponies would have never been in a Weirdmageddon before, and it would be much worse than any of their worst experiences. All villians in any generation of MLP would look very dull and transparent compared to the king of Doritos, Bill Cipher. Even Discord and Tirek combined at their heights would look like a toddler when compared to Bill. They would be outright horrified at the insanity of Bill’s Weirdmageddon.
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This text…I like it.
Bill: You like books and learning, don’t ya?
Twilight: Um…yeah?
Bill: Basically, you head over to the Crystal Empire and find some magical relics within its main palace. It should be a jiff since your brother and sister-in-law trust you to fulfill your part of the deal!
Twilight: ARE YOU INSANE?! We can’t just walk into the Crystal Empire and expect Princess Cadance and Shining Armor to let us access the Crystal ponies’ biggest secrets! The consequences could be severe!
Bill: Aww, don’t worry, Twily! Friendship conquers all, remember?
Twilight: [shocked] WHAT??!! H-How do you-
Bill: Hey, I told ya: I know LOTS of things. Wanna see something cool?
[Bill produces a hideously deformed horse with two faces, Twilight shrieks in horror before Bill blinks the abomination out of existence, followed by mischievous laughter]
Bill: So whaddya say? This is a major part of the friendship test, you know!
Twilight: [growls angrily] Fine!
[the two shake hands/hooves as a ghostly blue flame appears on them]
Bill: [laughs] You ponies are WAY too easy to work with! It’s like your whole species is rooted to this kind of stuff.
Twilight: I don’t know what in Celestia’s name is wrong with you, Bill. You remind me WAY too much of Discord.
Bill: Oh, please. That mismatched dragon is an amateur. I mean, chocolate rain? Really? Well, on with ya on your journey! And remember, I’ll be watching you!
“The Table is Missing”. XD
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“Nopony cares about Spike” - First chair
“Her parents are dead” - Applejack’s chair
Can’t really make out the last one
“Why does everybody say that?”
“Because you’re insane and evil?”
“So is Discord, but I’m more fun at parties!”
“Pass. I don’t want to know what the Blindeye is. Go away.”