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Background Pony #8328
@Changeling from Arstotzka
 
@ShimmeringStallion  
Atfer hours of pointless fighting,Queen Chrysalis order both ShimmeringStallion and the nameless Gentry changeling from Arstotzka to settle this like gentlecolts … With a duel  
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surprising no one The dual ended in a draw,Her Majesty banish ShimmeringStallion to the frozen wasteland of Canada, never to return until he has slain the monstrosity that is Ananas.  
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The nameless one being of high birth was given diplomatic immunity, which was revoke by his wife a few weeks later when he try to pull that shit to not do the dishes, he now uses a wheelchair to move around.
ShimmeringStallion

@Changeling from Arstotzka  
Nah, the French hate me. HEY, NOW YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE, HUZZAH!
 
And “false accusations” about what, you nancy? (Don’t ask, please. I saw that first picture and all I said was “Fuckin’ Nancy? Where’s he going with this?” so now I’ll just run with “Nancy”.)
ShimmeringStallion

@Changeling from Arstotzka  
“didn’t even lowered”
 
You have insulted grammar, itself!
 
And clearly those fillies have been so psychologically affected by your insolence, they think they’re other creatures! You’re mad, Arstotzkan, utterly mad!
 
This is a charity-benefit to entertain and produce revenue and help their image, so the treaty doesn’t seem like a mere publicity stunt! How dare you continue to use so many weapons in the presence of royalty, let alone using so many weapons wantonly as you’ve been doing! guns, overly large hammers, a glove… This is an embassy, and your words should prove to be more than enough!
 
… Besides: There’s fillies present and you’re just pulling weapons out? At least during the stage-show, fillies are put into care of responsible adults!
ShimmeringStallion

@Background Pony #C2D3  
Dammit, I’m in character! It’s the first line of the scene, can’t any of you get it right?
 
Symphony of the Night! Castlevania!
 
@Changeling from Arstotzka
 
It’s a charity benefit put on by changelings that allows ponies to pay for admission to the hive for the day. On this day, the changelings cosplay, put on various ‘shows’, panels, and sell merchandise, as a means of making money, which goes towards the Equestrian Cancer Foundation, which benefits ALL creatures who are afflicted with the disease!
 
We’re creatures, not monsters. Harumph! Look at all the foals that have become upset because of you!!!
 
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LOOK AT THEM, ARSTOTZKAN!
Changeling from Arstotzka

@ShimmeringStallion  
Cosplay for Cancer Changeling-Charity benefit?  
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What part of Hive Civil War peace treaty signing did you not understand?! Look around you!  
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Does it look like a cosplay event?! Do you think I’m wearing this wig for my health?! You stupid ignorant Royal guard wannabe reject piece of….  
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You know what? fuck it. Let’s reschedule this every changeling, close Parliament down for today and come back when everything is back to normal.  
@Background Pony #B19C  
I not being rude you, really are not wearing pants, every pony know your sexier then Celestia but The whole world does not need to see your camel toe. Be the classy,refine and Machiavellian queen we all know and love.
Background Pony #4915
@ShimmeringStallion  
But didn’t you try to assassinate the queen, screaming “Die, monster, you don’t belong in this world! If anyone is rude in this situation it is you.
ShimmeringStallion

@Changeling from Arstotzka  
Okay, okay, ONE… RUDE.
 
Two, that hole was there when I got here, I thought it was some design-choice. I was gonna recommend a door, but hey, to each their own.
 
Three, I don’t use swords. It’s called a ‘baton’. It has a sheath because it’s earned one.
 
And four, if your queen wishes to sick guards on me after signing a royal agreement for the annual “Cosplay for Cancer” Changeling-Charity benefit, I ask that she remove herself as a participant, or ALLOW THE LINES TO CONTINUE AS THEY ARE MEANT TO, YOU… VILE… CURR!
 
… My apologies, I get quite emotional and things get out of hand upon me doing so.
Changeling from Arstotzka

@ShimmeringStallion  
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You obviously never dealt with politics before, every changeling here in drinking, what did you think was in the queen chalice? Dr Pepper?! For Celestia sake! she not wearing any pants or dress right now!…  
Wait..  
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OR A BRA!  
Seriously who are you? just barging in swinging your little sword around thinking yourself as the next Achilles, Hector or Odysseus during a treaty signing to end the Hive Civil War!  
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I know not what the crown has done to wrong you in such away for you to take drastic measures but would you kindly fix the hole in the wall you made or have another piece of lead imprinted on your frontal lobe.