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IN THE COLD DARK FUTURE, THERE ARE ONLY ASSHOLES
 
Inspired by a short emote story of Zorand’s

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MightyJAK

I saw the “to remove that stick up your ass” punchline coming a mile away, but then the “smoking a lot of weed” stinger… there went my sides.
 
@Background Pony #3573  
Causation paradox; did future Rarity come up with that joke spontaneously, or is she just parroting what she heard herself say when she was past Rarity? If the latter, then from whence did the joke originate?
Background Pony #0157
The joke is this, Rarity goes back in time and tells a joke. The past her hears this joke and then waits fooooooorever… To tell that same joke. She wasn’t kidding about having to wait a long time to make it.
SFaccountant
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DarkMech is Best Mech
As brilliant as the actual lines were, I want to point out the more subtle touches: having present Rarity back up her future self with silent expressions during the surgery joke was genius.
ExtremeLurkerHomeEdition

I do not favorite a lot of images. But when I do favorite an image, that’s me loving it so-so-so much that I need something more than one upvote to express my love.
 
[also I just realized that this makes my sixth fav, out of seven, that has something to do with Rarar.]
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GOKAAAAI... SILVER!
Man, that buildup to the surgery punchline was probably better than the punchline itself. Though the punchline was great too.
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That's him, officer
Never change, i_animate_ponymotes, never change.
 
This piece, along with some of your previous ones, deserve a ‘you magnificent bastard’ tag