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Me: Okay. (Pulls out a Rifle and shoots) That’s also how my folks did it back in the day.
mcflurry
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

[pulls out a Magnum 357.] Gilda: Meh, whatever. Me: At least you didn’t do anything to either Sweetie Belle or Lyra. Gilda: Yeah, those two idiots? Punched them and locked up them in a room, AND YOU’RE NEXT! [Gilda jumps at me, and I run away before she gets me] [Shoots Gilda’s left wing with the magnum] Gilda: OUCH! Me: Come at me chicken. Gilda: OK, idiot. [Gilda tries to fly at me with 2 of her wings, with one being damaged] [throws knive into Gilda’s beak] Gilda: OUCHHH!!!! YOU MADE TURN INTO RAGE MODE, B**TARD! [Gilda tries to fly at me with maximum speed, but I duck and shoot her abdomen, damaging her intestines] Gilda: OW! [Gilda holds her abdomen which is bleeding] [Gilda falls to the floor while I aim the gun at her head] Me: WHERE ARE THEY? Gilda: You- Me: I SAID WHERE ARE THEY! Gilda: I…locked…them…in…the…local…T-…Tesco. [shoots Gilda in the head] LATER… Everyone is rescued, peace is back, Gilda is dead, Everyone lived happily forever!
myredhulk

I’m going to kill you, absorb your soul to feed my power, wear your face, go to your parents’ house, and tell them how much you hate them ‘U’