Twilight-PINKIE PIE I WILL TELL THE OTHERS ABOUT THIS!!

Pinkie Why?

@furrypony  
Strongly considering just going out to the woods in this -30 degree F wind chill with a small benadryl and a single glass of wine, downing them, taking my coat off and going to sleep at 2 in the morning. Text someone they’ll find my body somewhere in the woods right when I go. If I’m lucky, they won’t be out there til the next morning so I’ll have had time to die.

Ha.

@Falcoon  
I have a strange feeling that its a Lethal Weapon reference.

Isn’t this a Drawn Together reference?
 
When Spanky talks to that suicide guy

@Keith Mowz
 
Hitting on? More like savagely rutting with.
 
Heh. “This time.” And he’s done it so often, Chrysalis and Cadance didn’t even bother showing up this time.

@furrypony  
The one where Hermes gets demoted, with the central bureaucracy and that one bureaucrat lady who was hitting on Fry.

@Keith Mowz  
By the way, what Futurama episode was that?

@furrypony  
Man, you need to get outside and smell some flowers or something.

@Keith Mowz  
@Millennial Dan
 
Well… It started we I thought it was funny to say “If you want to kill yourself but want to preserve the integrity of liver, then overdose on Tynenol.” It’s funny because Tynenol kills by killing off the liver cells. (As a side note, death by Tynenol is very slow and painful, and ugly and nasty.)  
Then I thought, well, what to do if you really want to preserve the organs? So I started talking excessively because I wanted to get my ideas out for future reference.  
I’m an amateur suicidologist/thanatologist. You are welcome. I thought the comparison between me and Kevorkian is funny. Thanks.  
I also draw depressed and suicidal ponies because I’m chronically depressed and suicidal. If you like depressed and suicidal ponies, I welcome you to visit Sad-My-Little-Pony deviantArt Group

@furrypony  
>Guy makes a Futurama reference  
>You go full Kevorkian.  
Dafux

@furrypony  
The heck is wrong with you?!

@Jryvn  
In that case, I suggest Acetaminophen/Paracetamol overdose.  
OK, seriously now… if you want to donate your organs after you die of suicide, the best way is certainly ask the doctors to inject you with large amounts of central neural depressants like Thiopental, Pentobarbital (Nembutal), etc (for more choices, refer to “The Peaceful Pill Handbook”, a highly informative book on practical euthanasia), and after brain death, immediately harvest the organs.  
This is obviously infeasible for now… The second-best thing to do is to leave a note saying that you donate your body to the cause of medical advancement (mostly likely, it would mean that you end up being used for cadaver dissection demonstration). If you are discovered soon enough, your wish can very well come true.  
To protect the physical integrity of corpse, don’t use highly traumatic methods like jumping or drowning. CO gas, Inert Gas Asphyxiation, overdosing “peaceful pills”, would be great, since it doesn’t leave traumatic marks. Bullet to the brain is fine, since it only partially destroys the head. Cutting of neck/wrist/femoral artery would probably also leave a good body for anatomical dissection. Hanging would cause horrid congestion of the head in about half of the cases, while in the other half, the appearance of the face is surprisingly peaceful, if only a bit pale.  
If you plan to die in private, to ensure that your corpse is discovered before it starts to decompose, you can send a delayed email to would-be discoverers with web apps like “Boomerang Gmail”
 
Oh! Almost forgot… If you have the willpower, you can go into the wilderness in deep winter… The coldness would preserve the corpse for much longer, increasing the chances that your corpse would not go to waste!

This must the sequel to when Chrysalis claimed Shining as her legal husband

…and, this is why you don’t have a Cutie Mark revolving around cheering others up…WAITAMINUTE…

Pinkie: He climbs up there at least once a week threatening to jump over every little problem! Last time it was because he lost a game of jacks to Applebloom! How was I supposed to know he’d do it this time?
 
Twilight: Well you didn’t have to egg him on!
 
Pinkie: At least I wasn’t trying to push him off like Spitfire was!

Can I have his O&O stuff?

Who taught Pinkie negotiating?  
Frank Drebin?

And that’s how Cadence had to work with Chrysalis

@Beau Skunky  
I don’t think there is anything subtle about it this time…

Ha! Awesome.

I love that trademark of Madmax’s comics of super-cute drawn ponies, and dark comedy. I also love how Pinkie mentions something fans often debate about. I like the li’l subtle gags like that Madmax puts in.