I would then tie her in a chair until the police arrive

Drag her out. She probably weighs like 30 pounds.

Burn my house

Oh I’ll be waitin’. To turn your head into colored rain. hides with an M16

Kick her out of the house. Seriously, I can’t rap worth for crap.

dude ya do know that i have powers right  
oh well i guess ya ain’t all that bright  
you talk like ya bigger but ya quite small  
and cause of my powers i can get real tall.  
now get out of my space cube how’d ya even get here

Just fucking shoot her, of course. Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat rap battle shiz.

Pulls out diamond edge katana

Do It And Beat Her!

@Background Pony #EF81  
I love that song.

Scream Metal in her face! Besides I can fit through the windows.

@mcflurry I know you like that  
You wanna try that  
It’s like a flashback  
So shake your [CENSORED]  
I got the balls to  
Rock the salsa  
Funk the bluesa  
Any groove to  
Make you move ‘cos  
Taking you to  
Another landscape  
Is my mandate  
I’m highly animated even though I’m decomposing  
So if your feet is frozen I’m a die to see you ropin’  
And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin  
I want y’all to just get down  
Now while the MC rhymin’ and the DJ cuttin’  
I want y’all to just get down  
And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin  
I want y’all to just get down  
Now while the MC rhymin’ and the DJ cuttin’  
I want y’all to just get down  
Tap your toes and clap your hands  
(How many people ready to rock the house?)  
Come on trace the globe and shake your pants  
(How many people ready to rock the house?)  
Just twist your hip and do the dip  
(How many people ready to rock the house?)  
Come on shake and bake do whatever it takes  
(How many people ready to rock the house?)  
Gravitational pull  
I’ll have you making a fool  
Out of yourself on the dance floor  
Doing back spins, running man, and more  
Party down with Vigga and Candor  
Coming to the jam  
Or look like a landlubber  
And do the aqua boogie  
Win lots of goodies maybe  
Pop a Gucci wallet turntables is talking to me  
It’s awfully groovy  
Seeing all the treasure and the booty  
And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin  
I want y’all to just get down  
Now while the MC rhymin’ and the DJ cuttin’  
I want y’all to just get down  
And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin  
I want y’all to just get down  
Now while the MC rhymin’ and the DJ cuttin’  
I want y’all to just get down  
Tap your toes and clap your hands  
(How many people ready to rock the house?)  
Come on trace the globe and shake your pants  
(How many people ready to rock the house?)  
Just twist your hip and do the dip  
(How many people ready to rock the house?)  
Come on shake and bake do whatever it takes  
(How many people ready to rock the house?)  
I wanna get down lower than Atlantis  
Going toe to toe with an enchantress  
Get funkier than funkadelic wearin’ pampers  
While you eggheads is on the wall preparin’ answers  
Sharing transcripts while we over here  
Dipping and dancin’  
Rhythm romancin’  
Wallflowers  
Giving no act you no  
All hours we chillin’ and maxin’, so  
Relaxing  
Opposites attracting  
I’m a toss my hat in  
Floss when the track spin  
Like I’m on a crack binge  
Jigging and wiggling  
Freakin’ booties speakin’ to the cuties so belligerent  
No religion just bump the feed on  
You’ll feel reborn  
Negativity we just dead it like dcon  
Better lift your feet and just measure the beat on  
The pulse when it respawns  
Tap your toes and clap your hands  
(How many people ready to rock the house?)  
Come on trace the globe and shake your pants  
(How many people ready to rock the house?)  
Just twist your hip and do the dip  
(How many people ready to rock the house?)  
Come on shake and bake do whatever it takes  
(How many people ready to rock the house?)

I’m from Chicago! This’ll be easy!

@Darkmoon  
Ahh, I remember that. Quite possibly the only good thing to come out of the Mario Bros. Movie.

@AP_Epikyur  
>Unlock the door  
>Open the door  
>Get on the floor  
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.

Unlock the front door, kick her ass and throw her out. Easy.

Laughing gas these hazmats,  
fast cats  
Lining them up like ass cracks  
Ladies, ponies, at the track  
It’s my chocolate attack  
Shit, I’m stepping in the heart of this here (Here)  
Care bear reppin’ in the heart of this here (Here)  
Watch me as I gravitate  
Haha haha ha  
Yo, we goin’ to ghost town, this Motown With yo’ sound you in the blink  
Gon’ bite the dust, can’t fight with us  
With your sound you kill the Inc.  
So, don’t stop, get it, get it (Get it) Until you’re cheddar header Watch the way I navigate Haha haha ha

@Glaive_21842  
She’s not Nermal!!!

-Pinkie Pie ready for deployment! I repeat! Pinkie Pie ready for deployment!

Stare her down.

Kill her family.

Okay…  
You wanna rap battle, you whiny lil bitch!  
Well, just stand right there while I get my switch  
So that I can most properly whoop your ass!  
Cuz this rapper graduated best in his class!  
So shut the fuck up, you don’t got what I got,  
and run home to take your dad’s moneyshot!

“I BROKE UP WITH MAH EX-GIRL. HERE’S HER NUMBAH.”  
Gives Button’s Mom’s numbah  
“PSYCHE. DAS DA RONG NUMBAH”  
Everybody else nearby must flail their arms and put CoD montage yelling to shame.

@patchwork_soldier