Thanks applejack I love it

@candycats  
You’re a year late to comment.

@candycats  
also your one day late

…um… woah i uhh dont like those but… wow!

Thank her regardless for her gift.

Hugs and thanks.
 
 
What? That’s a lot of money to spend.

I’d say: “Thank You!” Now I can play Xbox One games! Wheeeeeeeeeee!  
Then hug.

I’d thank her and use it for parts I’ve taken apart enough first generation xboxes to know there’s some useful stuff inside, but I’m not really sure how much us the stuff in a newer console would be compatible with devices I use or could be used to make something interesting.

I thought the hug was the present.

I would never give Microsoft MY hard-earned money for that piece of shit, but I wouldn’t mind getting one for free.

Adds to collection(never play it).

Ask for the receipt. I’m getting a scanning printer, a 3ds and Art Academy with that money.

Store credit at the local game shop. After ensuring there’s no possible way she could find out I despise the gift.

Thank you, but this just isn’t a very good console i’ll sell it and get a PS4 instead.

Sell it, because I own a PC. Better than any console will ever be.

Fuck Xbox, i can hug Applejack nao

Use it as a paper weight.

Thank you Applejack!<3 hugs and kisses her

I, really, hate this fucking gift. I have no interest in any of the Xbox line, and especially not an Xbox One. How did you even get one? They aren’t even out yet, so I can’t play any games or do anything with it but look at the menus. Sorry, but this is a crap gift. (I thought it would be apporpriet to be honest around the Element of Honesty, even if it is brutal honesty.)

I keep it, wait for games I’m interested in, and then buy those games. I wouldn’t buy a this game console, but I’d happily accept it as a gift. Just like with the Xbox 360. Except with the 360, I actually knew of a game I wanted that I couldn’t get on any other console (at least in the US). That game was Tales of Vesperia. If my parents hadn’t won a Playstation 3 with a TV some time late, then I would have gotten a bunch of multiplatform games on that instead of on PS3 (mostly because the 360 I have doesn’t have an HDMI port; the first one I had did, but it red ringed after a few weeks, and the replacement I got didn’t have one (thanks, Gamestop)).

RESPONSE THAT I WANT TO SAY:  
“Oh cool! Now I can taunt everyone online by smashing it!”
 
ACTUAL RESPONSE:  
“Oh cool! Not to install Linux on it” * PROCEEDS TO DUCT TAPE A LAPTOP TO IT *

Um, thanks. Was expecting a Wii U though…

Thank her for the paperweight.

Applejack’s present…  
BARFS on Applejack’s fur and mane  
sorry AJ but you should know better.

@Number1pegasus
 
Hahaha