“Or maybe not so dusty. Why do these ancient treasures in centuries-old ruins always look shiny and freshly polished? Maybe I should have this thing looked at by a curator before I hoof it over to that guy, see if there’s any magic spells on it. Don’t want to pawn off anything that’s too hot, y’know. Heh… although speaking of hot, I guess it must’ve passed noon while I was down there, I’m really starting to really feel the jungle heat out here. Good thing about diving into old ruins like this, there’s nopony around for miles to see if I give my two assistants a bit of air. Hehehehe, I wonder if that pervert guy is gonna, like, pay extra if I leave my boobies out while I hand over this thing…”

Caption by River Road