However, (headcanon time!) Cheese did have to deal with Pinkie’s little secret. He wasn’t put off by it, but he had to get used to it. We all know that Pinkie wasn’t naturally born pink, nor EXTREMELY happy either. But that’s not to say she still didn’t have a pink tint to her. Her real name was Pinkamena Rosalina Quartzite Diane Pie (but to shorten it would be, of course, Pinkie Pie. But she only allows her sisters and parents, and maybe even Cheese to call her Rose Quartz). Now Pinkie Pie’s secret (other than her name), was that she doesn’t stay PINK twenty-four seven. Like what Lopoddity head cannons for her versions of Earth ponies (GO NOW: https://www.deviantart.com/lopoddity/art/Notes-on-Equus-Terra-814888161), I too believe that Earth ponies have their own type of magic within them. And Pinkie’s natural magic is to be a vibrant version of her original self, bringing joy and happiness for ponies and also holding keen reflexes withholding a chaotic good nature in general. However, since magic can be draining, once Pinkie gets back home and away from everypony, she reverts back to her original monotone and grayscaled self. Another secret is that Pinkie would dye her hair and coat and keep pink coloring in it until she goes back to good ole home. (Keep in mind, when she reverts back to her normal self, the dye magically comes off with it. It’s just that, sometimes when she goes into poof mode, her coat and hair can have dole spots or be a bit doler than usual. Thus she uses dye or temporary coloring to cover it up).
Cheese was shocked by this for the first time, and would only try to get used to it (as he was used to a pink pony bouncing off the walls. Now, she was like a TOTALLY different pony). He still knows that Pinkie loves him. But it’s kinda hard to communicate when she seems utterly miserable.
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NOW, once childbirth kicked in (for both Lil’ Cheese and Rocky Road… I’ll introduce them in a sec) Pinkie and Cheese were both in for a LONG ride. They really didn’t know what they were getting themselves into. With pregnancy comes mood swings and weird cravings. And this was very extreme for Pinkie, VERY. The poor pony’s earth magic would just turn on a dime and go from intensely happy and being joyous about the wonders of pregnancy, to being miserable, crying and sobbing whilst yelling and complaining. However, her diet would continually consist of buttercream cupcakes and flaming hot hot sauce.
Her friends did get to witness this side of Pinkie, though they all understood that it was the result of her pregnancy. So, they still didn’t know “Pinkie’s secret”. But after all of that labor, twice, Pinkie was thrilled to have her little baby fluff balls, and loves them to bits!
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They’re all fluffy indeed! Pinkie being the smol Shetland she is, she was prone to be a fluffy mess, even without her magic. Cheese too got some Shetland in him too, though he’s predominantly a Cob pony. Anyways the two were bound to have some fluffy kids. Pinkie and Cheese are proud parents of their two kids. They are a nuclear family and will strive to keep it that way. They’ll do anything for their growing kids to make sure that they’re happy, first and foremost. ÓwÒ
Cherry Cheese Fonda Cake, or previously known as Cheddar Cheese Fondue Sandwich Jr., but still commonly known as Lil Cheese is the first child of Pinkie and Cheese. By the name change, you can already tell that Lil Cheese wants to be a girl, and is trans. Though Cheese Sandwich obviously wanted a Jr., he didn’t let his selfishness get the best of him and allowed his Lil Cheese to be properly named and called something else for her own happiness. Both Cheese and Pinkie supported her with her transitioning, and made sure that others were reminded of her new name and pronouns.
Anyways, Cherry is built like her mother, short and stubby. Though you can’t tell right now, she will indeed be the shortest, and resemble her mom A LOT ( with that little pudgy muzzle XP). As a child, she would constantly be on a sugar high and do wacky and silly stuff like her parents before her, such as conjuring stuff out of the blue and speaking and singing nonsense. Eventually, Lil Cheese with her hyper self would end up knocking out a baby tooth as she hopped aimlessly about. She was cheery, charismatic and a carefree little child. She would love to bake with her parents and also cook other foods that Cheese makes. She also enjoys playing with her little brother, though he doesn’t move as much, but he enjoys her fun company.
Cherry would grow up to become a master chef and a pony that’s good with knives. She would become part of a travelling circus (founded by Polaris Star, Blueblood and Trixie’s son) as a knife thrower. (I know, it’s strange, but I’ll explain more later once I make her bio).
Second, and lastly I suppose, Rockefeller Cocoa Milky Way Rhode, or just Rocky Road. He is the youngest and the son of, well, Pinkie and Cheese. Namesake, Pinkie Pie mainly named him and couldn’t figure out if he should have a sugary name or a rocky name (because she wanted to carry out the rock name in one of her kids at least) ….so, she came up with that abomination XP… and I guess it works.
Rocky was much of a quiet kid and never really said anything. He would stay extra close to his parents for comfort and warmth and watch them bake or cook, and that’s basically it. However, he would munch on the edible ingredients when Pinkie or Cheese weren’t looking, like the cookie dough, the chocolate chips, or even the slices of cheese before Cheese could even make Rocky a cheese sandwich. But his ultimate favorite snacks were marshmallows and nuts (and earned the nicknames Marshmallow Fluff and Peanut). He grew to love sweet and salty foods and desserts, with one of his favorites being rocky road, of course XP. So, Rocky, though not hyper, was a glutton and was a cute little chubby child.
However, once Rocky got older, (like his dad) he developed a high metabolism and grew taller. So, all of that baby weight disappeared once he became a teenager. But don’t worry, Rocky is STILL a glutton, and will forever keep munching on marshmallows and peanuts. He was still quiet and lacked much expression compared to his sister and parents. He basically appears as if Maude had Pinkie’s puffy hair and vibrant colors…. Odd right. He’ll simply specialize in making sweet and salty baked goods and other desserts. (I’ll explain more about him in his future bio).
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