This is a complete record of the whale’s thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.
 
Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought.
 
Er, excuse me, who am I?
 
Hello?
 
Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?
 
What do I mean by who am I?
 
Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.
 
Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail — yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now — have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?
 
No.
 
Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …
 
Or is it the wind?
 
There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?
 
And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name — ground!
 
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
 
And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
 
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

Makes me wonder if the whale’s impact crater will reveal the entrance to an underground facility where the Equestria Girls world was built. (Or the G1 world, complete with Bonniecorn waking up from her stasis.)

We actually do know why the bowl of petunias thought “Oh no, not again”. Read the third book in the Hitchhiker’s trilogy, Life, the Universe, and Everything.

“ Curiously Enough The last thing the ball of petunias thought was “Oh no not AGAIN””

ha i get it

@Bit Flip  
Even more curiously, the exact same thought went through the unicorn at the same time.

“Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias was, ‘Oh no, not again.’”

Whale: Oh, I think i shall call those things on the ground Ponies. Yes that’s right.

Ouch

Hello ground, will you be my friend?

🎶_Now I can see the whales_  
Looming out of the dark  
Like arrows in the sky  
I can’t believe my eyes  
_But it’s true_🎶

This must have been the first time this happened to the petunias.

I wonder if they’ll be friends with me…

“oh no… not again…”

A WHAAAAALE!
 
(whale noises)