No this is not going to be the main focus of my gallery unless people really push for it.
These are my favorite pairings. Some of these pairs haven’t interacted in the show canon. I’ll explain my interest in them in another post!
I don’t want your sass! [Throws your sass back at you like a wet sock]
GildaShy-Gabriel
Botanist-Generosity-Male
“Ummm hi. My name is Gabe and I’m the Element of Generosity. I really love botany and all things plant-related. I help out around Ponyville by planting native flora that appeal to the village elders rustic sensibilities. The plant life in this part of Equestria is some of the most interesting though! My friends tease me because I’m a bit awkward some times. I don’t always understand jokes so I’m sorry if you tell me one and I don’t laugh. My friend Classy is constantly trying to figure out what makes me laugh. I just like spending time with her and all my other friends. Maybe we can be friends too!
Fleur De Dash-Avant Garde
Royal Ceremony Organizer-Magic-Female
“YO. I mean-Hi! My name’s Ava. I’m the holder of the Element of Magic. I don’t have a horn but I can cast spells with a gesture of my wings. I also can and will beat the shit out of you [with a gesture of my wing] if you give my friends grief. I’ve spent most of my life in Canterlot, but I’m a Ponyville girl at heart. That’s where most of my friends/other Elements live. All except for Shire. He’s quite the looker eh? The Duke and Lady AJ really raised a pretty boy. Tell him I said any of that and you’re DEAD, SON.”
Capity-Classy
Comedian-Honesty-Female
“A blind mare tells her husband she’s seeing someone else. Hi, I’m Classy, only by name. I’m the Element of Honesty, which is a fancy way of saying I don’t have an internal monologue. What I say is only slightly shamefully, Classy. I am a stand-up comic from Ponyville though. Which speaking of Ponyville, can we all agree that’s a stupid name? Most of the population is like unicorn, griffins and mix breeds now. They need to name it WhatTheFuckville. I’m not helping those statistics mind you. I was telling my friend Raclette, nobody guesses that I’m half Unicorn. Everyone thinks I’m pure pussy! Which is fair. The only Unicorn thing about me is that I know I’m better than most of the creatures you see in Ponyville. Not all, but most. That sense of superiority could come from being a cat too but the jury’s still out on that one!”
Cheesepie-Ruby Raclette
Artist-Kindness-Female
“I don’t know how to start. Um…hi I guess? God, Classy and Ava are better at introductions. My name is Ruby Raclette…Pie? Yeah, I’m not certain if I inherited the Pie in my name like my mom’s side of the family. I do know that I am the new Element of Kindness which sounds a little presumptuous. Maybe I’m over-analyzing that. Dad says I think a lot. I can’t help it, my brain is loud. Also yes…I know my ear piercing is distracting. I really hope it isn’t putting you off. It was a little something I got in art school. GOSH I’M BLABBING. Do you want some cookies and tea? My Abuela is here from Manehatten, she’s made tons for the family and you are more than welcome to some!
“Hello, good evening. I’m sorry about my friend Scintilla. He’s just shy….and weird. It’s a pleasure to meet you, however. My name is Duke Wiltshire. I do not know why I was given the title of “Wine Mom” by my friends, but I suppose it cannot be helped. My friends span the gambit from crazy to idiotic and they NEED a guardian of some sort. I do also like wine…I am the CEO of Equestria’s top wine manufacturer Soleil d’Or. Nevertheless, I do care about my friends…to a fault. They all worry me so~!