Omg I laughed so much

Sunburst: I asked her about the ‘Amorous Congress’ but she said she doesn’t follow politics.

Grandkids denied.

Tags “sunburst is a goddamn genius” and “sunburst is a goddamn moron” do work suprisingly well together :3

@Background Pony #7095  
Basically a “bun in an oven” is pregnancy. Stellar Flare wanted a grandfoal, but Sunburst either trolled Stellar Flare or took it too seriously by baking a bun in an actual oven.

@Background Pony #7095  
If you do not get it, then you are probably too young to know. However, this is the internet, so I will assume you are just naive and not young. To “put a bun in one’s oven” is a colloquial term that means to impregnate them. Sunburst here is either naive or just messing with his mom by taking what Stellar Flare said, probably in a nagging “I want to be a grandmother yesterday” manner, “When are you going to put a bun in Starlight’s oven?” to its most literal extreme. By the exasperated expression on Stellar Flare’s face, you can tell this is obviously not the first time Sunburst has done something as stupid as this.

@Background Pony #7095  
Stellar, being the grandfoal-wanting mother that she is, probably told Sunburst something about putting a bun in Starlight’s oven, but he took it literally. Maybe he baked an actual bun to mess with her, or maybe he’s just that dense, but it seems vague enough in that particular point that it could be open to interpretation, and I personally find both interpretations equally hilarious.

I don’t get it.

Sunburst: She said she wouldn’t ‘tickle my pickle’ as she’d probably eat it afterwards and would have to buy me a new one.

Oh he’s gotta be doing this on purpose.

@PUBLIQclopAccountant  
Sunburst: And don’t even mention ‘motion of the ocean’. Supposedly she gets seasick.

@raw19  
That also rules out the sideways samba

Sunburst: I asked her about the ‘Horizontal Mambo’ but she said she doesn’t like to dance.

He knows exactly what he’s doing.

After Sunburst gives Stellar the news, she resorts to heavily Irishing up her tea.

I gain more and more amusement from the “pun” tag.

@Background Pony #25F1  
I think he knew exactly what she meant, but decided to screw with her

Sunburst you lovable idiot

Sunburst: I was curious as to what a ‘beast with two backs’ would look like, but Twilight forbade Starlight from those kind of experiments.

Frustration.

I want bread.

Sunburst: I couldn’t ask her to blow my whistle because i don’t actually own one.

@Adan Druego  
Headcanon, I’m not sure how popular it is, but it kinda makes sense for a pony who tried to plan her son’s life.

I’m curious did Stellar Flare ever explicitly state her desire to become a grandmother or is it a popular headcanon?
 
Maybe she should try reserve psychology, though I’m not sure how that’d go.
 
Regardless, she’s going to end up with a mane identical to her son’s. But fair’s fair and she’s probably the reason that his mane became so disheveled in the first place. Letter after letter declaring he needs a plan.
 
Sunburst should donate all those old letters to Rainbow Dash for her next round of pranking.