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chaotic-7

@Beau Skunky  
Also thanks for the compliment, although I wouldn’t go so far as to call me a genius though. I just like taking two things that I like, find the similliarities and combine the two.
 
I was thinking about that at work today and I just started bustin’ shut laughing.
chaotic-7

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@Beau Skunky
 
 
Chryssi is riding an elevator to the top floor and suddenly a masculine male earth pony with facial features that resemble Kenshiro or Johnathan Jostar enters the elevator. She takes notice and immediately enters flirt mode.
 
Chryssi: Hey there handsome. How about you treat me to dinner tonight and then we could…
 
Her sentence is cut short as she’s eying the stallion from the feet on up only to make eye contact with the face of Maud with her expression still nuetral.
 
A sound of a porcelain plate breaking is heard.
 
Maud: I don’t date thots.
 
She holds the tip jar next to her face and gives it a shake.
 
Chryssi holds up a small picket sign of a picture of her vomiting.
 
Chryssi: GULHAAH!!!!!  
Her younger Lola out of her head making a makeshift stareway as she desperately flees up the elevator shaft.
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@chaotic-7  
Oh, I loved those, and Tex Avery’s cartoons. You’re a genius, makes me wish we could make that cartoon.
 
I mean having somebody as deadpan as Maud against somebody as nasty & unbalanced as Chrysalis would be a hoot.
chaotic-7

@Beau Skunky  
I don’t think i’ve seen one of those yet.
 
Hey I just had a random thought just now. You remember seeing those Droopy cartoons where the jerky wolf is always geting stalked by him? Well it’s like you get Maud, and she’s working at something like a Starbucks and Chryssi is like this real snobby, arogant bitch. After she gets her low cal soy latte…
 
Maud: How about a tip?
 
Chryssi: Sure here’s a tip, GET A REAL JOB!!!!!!
 
And she walks away laughing arogantly.
 
And Maud is just standing at the register with her nuetral expression on her face.
 
So it’s like wherever Chryssi goes Maud is there with her hand extended shaking the tip jar.
 
And with each encounter Chryssi’s stress takes a toll on her sanity.
 
For example.
 
Chryssi’s alone in her house almost a step away from a nervous breakdown.
 
Chryssi: I need to take a vacation.
 
RATTLE
 
Chryssi’s expression turns pitiful as she turns around to see who else, but Maud.
 
Maud: I wish I could afford a vacation.
 
Chryssi screams and immediately runs through the nearest wall leaving a perfect sillouette of a stark, raving lunatic.
 
I’m a fan of Tex Avery cartoons.