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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
So the two git married and go to their room, she giggles as he helps her out o her weddin dress. 


But then she pulls down his pants only to find that he is a Celsetia-damned eunuch! “Why didn’t ya tell me,” I ask, staring blankly.  “I didn’t think it mattered,” he replies. “Ah thought our love was stronger than that.” I fell down and cried. 


I DIDN’T WANT TO MARRY A EUNUCH! I  WANTED TO BE RUTTED LIKE A PROPER MARE! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? BUT NO. I GET A EUNUCH. WHY, CELESTIA, WHY? I’VE BEEN A GOOD LITTLE MARE. PLEASE, WHY COULDN’T THE PERFECT STALLION HAVE HAD THE PERFECT— 
Boss dumped it in the trashcan with the other stories. “Who wrote that one?”
“I don’t really know,” Prose said. “The name was blotted out by tear stains.”
Background Pony #9DE6
Isn’t whether or not you’re sterile something your partner ought to know before you get married?
Xaekai
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Mo​dular Ponkfag
It seems to me like without an additional “wait… what?” panel of Cadance, the order of the 2nd and 3rd panel should be reversed.
DividedByZero
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@AaronMk  
Happens WAY more often than you’d think, even for sterile women. Because very often their fertility is just EXTREMELY low, making conception unlikely. Or low fertility is the result of a medical condition and the body fixes itself over the year, regaining it’s fertility.
AaronMk
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Sky funeral
maybe shining is not as sterile as he thought
 
You know, this reminds me of a show I watched. Or rather a few episodes of because my mom was into it.
 
It was about a small town in Alaska and a doctor that moved there from Michigan. Two of the characters were decades removed from each other in age, but we’re in a romantic relationship. There wasn’t a lot of worry in it cause the guy thought he was sterile until one day the girl announces she’s preggo. Shocked, the guy goes and gets his sperm tested by the doctor main character and he points out that while he’s technically sterile, he does have a handful of healthy spermiceti in each load.
 
So, I’ve certainly seen that twist used.