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Epic Rap Battles of Equestria
 
Chrysalis VS Mean Twilight
 
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Background Pony #172F
That moment was so epic… sighs if only happened in Season 6 finale i could be happy than in that moment…
 
(HASBRO PILE OF DUMBASSES! YOU DON’T GIVE POWER TO REAL TWILIGHT BUT YOU GAVE IT TO A CLONE! IDIOTS!)
Background Pony #DDE8
Chrysalis really had no contingency plan for if the clones betrayed her and was nearly killed for it.
Eroraf86

@DarkStars  
I bet you’d sing a different tune if you walked in their shoes.
 
Did I rhyme that on purpose? Of course, it wasn’t hard,  
Though I wonder if your talents measure up in that regard.  
Feel free to retort, I’ve got nothing but time,  
For to criticize the Queen is nothing short of a crime.  
Evil Twilight was great, though her end was a waste;  
Let’s hope that the same can’t be said for your taste.
Background Pony #BD6D
@Dirty Bit  

 
I don’t need your advice, you botched birch backstabber!  
You went to your death like a moth to a bug zapper.  
Your worthless plan was always gonna’ wither away.  
You can take it from a mare who’s lived more than one day.

 
I wish to wash my mouth of this washed up washout,  
‘cause I’m fightin’ dirty in in this one-sided word-bout.

 
If you fail me, I’ll destroy you and I’ll just make another.  
You’ll never see me coming, cause I’m in deep cover.  
You’re not my first creation, I’m a full time mother  
and I’ll clone shining armour just to “visit” your brother.

 
Don’t bother with a comeback, I’ve really heard them all.  
Your delusional ambitions only guaranteed your fall.  
Now I’ll mount your thick skull as trophy on my wall  
‘cause I’ve been dominating fools like you since I was small!
Dirty Bit
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@Background Pony #53E8
 
Mean Twilight:
 
Oh, I’m grateful you did at least something right,  
Since I was this close to crushing you with my own might.  
But watching you struggle here is a much better sight.  
I’ll be ten times the threat than that girl Starlight!
 
You’ll need more than love to be remotely commanding,  
Rather than come off as childish and simply demanding.  
If you want something done, then just do it yourself,  
Because your streak of failures is bad for your health.
 
I couldn’t be bothered to entertain your schemes,  
Especially when I’m working with incompetent teams.  
What you really need to do is tie some loose ends,  
So do yourself a favor and make some friends…
Background Pony #BD6D
@Dirty Bit  
 
You’re a talkative little backstabber, aren’t you?
 
Alright…
 
My turn…
 
Well, I’m the queen of the fairies  
and the master of stealth.  
You’re just a jumped up canary  
who wants the coal for herself,  
and you’d never have existed if it weren’t my desire!  
Your performance is wooden and I’m spittin’ green fire

 
Your terminal incompetence is more than I can take!  
When this battle is over, I won’t partake in any fakes!  
Don’t think your so smart, you just got a lucky break  
because crossing Chrysalis was your biggest mistake!

 
Your just a filler chapter and I’m turning the page.  
I would wipe you out now but I’m conserving my rage.  
I’m a thick skinned, long lived philiaphage,  
so enjoy the campfire while I conquer the stage!
Dirty Bit
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
A pretty epic scene interpretation.
 
That being said…
 
Mean Twilight:
 
So it’s come to this? Well, I’ll indulge, for now.  
Watch me roast this self-entitled insect cow.  
A so-called queen with some plan for conquest  
Involving petty revenge? Surely, you jest.
 
You modeled me after a vert smart mind,  
A mistake that could easily bite your behind.  
Why would any creature want to listen to you?  
You fail to realize that I have goals, too!
 
You claim you’ll have it all, but can’t you see?  
This day is going to be perfect…for me.