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Background Pony #D0CF
Having worked retail and knowing many other people who have, some of the most ‘entertaining’ stories you can share are about the most idiotic shoplifters you’ve run into.
 
Like the criminal mastermind who once tried strolling out of a local store with six giant plasma screens in his cart. Upon being asked if he could show the receipt: “Uhhh, like, no. I’m just taking them.”
 
“You have to pay for them.”
 
“Uhh, like, I don’t want to.”
Background Pony #A554
What 3 white things does a zebra have? Strips, teeth and master. (с)rasism