Egads, Chester, a pleasure to meet ya! =D I gotta find more of these …

@kuren19  
you know you can put that on the description…right?

I was waiting for this! Good Job!

And now it’s time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum.
 
Tonight’s Review:
 
My Little Pony: The Crystal Empire, Part 1.
 
OOOOOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
 
I wasn’t prepared for SPOILERS!
 
There’s this place, called the Crystal Empire!
 
And apparently it was the happiest place on Earth!
 
After Disney World, of course.
 
I’m only saying that so the mouse doesn’t kill me!
 
Mickey: You’re damn right!
 
But one day this black sheep named King Sombra came in and took it over and made all the crystal ponies who lived there his slaves!
 
Sounds like my day job!
 
Woah, I have issues!
 
But then Celestia and Luna came in and defeated him!
 
Unfortunately, it made the Crystal Empire disappear, too.
 
But now it’s suddenly reappeared!
 
And it also means King Sombra is back, too!
 
So after Celestia sends Cadance and Shining Armor there, she sends Twilight Sparkle and her friends there, too!
 
So they go to the Crystal Empire, which is apparently in Antarctica!
 
And the place looks like it’s made of meth crystals!
 
I went to a place made of meth crystals, once!
 
It was all gone once I was done with it.
 
So anyway, they find out that they need to restore whatever it was that kept the empire protected in the old days!
 
So they go ask all the ponies there!
 
But they’ve all turned into emo people!
 
“Hey, can you help us save your empire?”
 
“All I know is pain… I can’t remember anything…”
 
But one of them mentions a library!
 
And Twilight is like:
 
plays hallelujah
 
But when they get there, the librarian is like:
 
“I don’t know where anything is… do I even work here?”
 
Sounds like me when I tried to work at McDonald’s!
 
But eventually they find the right book!
 
And it turns out that the entire empire was protected by a crystal faire!
 
Yes, a carnival protected an empire!
 
And all the ponies are like:
 
Hooray! Let’s get this set up!
 
And so they set up the fair!
 
With jousting,
 
crafts
 
carnival food
 
and a petting zoo.
 
And as soon as the crystal ponies see the fair, they suddenly become happy and regain their memories!
 
But then they find out that they need a relic to be powered by their happiness so the faire will actually work!
 
And all the while King Sombra is trying to break in, and they don’t know where the real relic is!
 
Dun dun DUN!
 
To be continued!
 
This is Chester A. Bum saying,
 
CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? AH COME ON, HELP A PONY OUT, WILL YA, COME ON, CHANGE!
 
Come on, I promise I’ll only use it to buy meth crystals to make a replica of the Crystal Empire!
 
Though I can’t promise it will last very long.