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Subjects of Equestria! We are pleased to kick off the Nightmare Night Festivities and the 14th anniversary of the return of our beloved Princess Luna! Join us in celebration!
Ha ha, yes.
hey, why the scrunched face?
I know the meaning of the term, I was thinking of what the term could mean in Equestria.
pretty sure “why the long face?” refers to how people’s faces get droopy and pouty when they’re sad. it’s not an insult, or a reference to their attractiveness.
and yeah, she has a tiny little snout, so that joke totally doesn’t work. it might work, if her customers are all former bronies who find everything about being a pony ludicrously hilarious.
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I tell customers variations of this on their way out.
That and, “Have fun” with a cheeky smile.
I sometimes work at my dad’s hardware store and people come in for shit they need for their jobs all the time.
THAT MEANS ITS FREE, RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA
I JUST MADE THAT, HAHAHAHAHA
If you ever use any of these lines when at the register, kill yourself.
I don’t have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for others.
“But, you are lazy right?”
“Oh, don’t get me started.”
I swear, I look at her and I want her to pull an Al Bundy. That is, stand in an open area holding up a sign saying ‘Shoot me - 12 bits’ with her magic XD
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