@Background Pony #6B52  
Nothing about this does not look “rather weird”.

Going to admit, you could have probably filed down the Princess Twi pony-neck a little to make it more proportionate. It looks rather weird as-is currently.

@EmployeeAMillion
 
No, I am not finished with the story yet. There are no Space Babies, unless they too were Toys themselves.
 
I was thinking of something more like Indiana Jones while developing that idea. XD
 
@HorsesandMuchMOAR
 
“ “Twily,” Velvet requested. “I am willing now to open the Pillar. But since you were the one who brought all of us here, why don’t you try touching the Pillar?”
 
“You are the one who knew the Pillar’s secrets,” Twilight angrily snapped back, “since we know that the Gods forgot to put you back to Toyland a few nights ago, and you were exposed to its elusive secrets.”
 
“Perhaps you were driven mad to muttering drivel to yourself lately,” Rarity #1123 added.
 
“So why don’t you do it yourself?”
 
“If I can recall clearly, there are other ways to open the Pillar. I will guide you as you use it.” Velvet grinned. “Go on, try it, since you wanted to know more from it.”
 
Twilight stepped closed, and placed her right hand on the Pillar.
 
“Pillar, O Pillar,” sang Velvet, as she closed her eyes. “There are some who seek your gifts, to end the silent chaos in Toyland and beyond. Hear me, and grant their request!”
 
A beam of energy, of raging green and black, struck into Twilight’s eyes, and then into the other Centaurs. It later shot up through the Ceiling, destroying every electric lamp, and into Toyland, where it put a raging battle to a screeching halt (for the Gods were in another land). It turned every Toy there into whatever beings they represented: dolls were turned into humans or animals; robots flew into the sky or rolled into the Outer Wild; and plushies turned into creatures, some friendly, some hostile. Even still, the Battle of Toyland spilled over into the Outer Wild, where more Gods tried to fight back.
 
The beams then lifted the Centaurs and placed them on the floor, where they grew into monstrous beings as large as tables. No longer were they plastic figurines, but real Centaurs, complete with coats, skin, and clothes of actual fabric. Their green eyes lit the kitchen.
 
When Twilight and some of her party realized what was happening to them, they started laughing. “Now, we will destroy our enemies, and overthrow the Gods, and rule this world!” Rarity boasted. They prepared to use their newly-gained powers to bring destruction.
 
“Now,” wondered Pinkie #4329, “lemme see if I could show up before the Gods in their vacation?” She formed a green sphere of crackling energy with her hands. It then struck into her, and she disintegrated into cinders.
 
“Pillar!” cried Twilight, “I hope our loss has appeased you.” She raised her arms. “Fill our minds with ALL OF your secrets!” The Pillar shot out several fiery beams into their heads. For a while they were overjoyed from what images flooded their eyes, but afterwards they wailed and shrieked, as the Pillar’s power burned into their fragile minds.
 
They cried and called for the Pillar to stop, but it continued. Their heads caught fire and the horrified Centaurs hurried to the Lake to put out their flames, until all of them melted. Whatever remained of the Centaurs were sucked into the Pillar, along with its beams.
 
Meanwhile, several Toys that had been transformed by the Pillar went down the Staerasio, and some were struck by its beams for looking at it. They too were disintegrated into dust, and were absorbed into the Pillar. In all of this while Velvet wisely never opened her eyes while the Pillar destroyed her abductors and unleashed chaos into the Outer Wild.
 
When everything was clear, Velvet found herself to be alone, next to the Pillar, in darkness. But as she noticed a flood of light to her left, she tried to flee, but was taken away by an enormous being, who kept her and the Pillar into a bag.
 
That blue-haired man fled into an abandoned cabin, where the Gods (having being as large as them) will not find him. As long as the Pillar (now a black tile) was in his clutches, he could use it to discover its secrets, and use it at Velvet to turn her into a horse. But as he continued, it drove him mad, and he was tormented by visions of those Centaurs, mantises, the Pillar’s prior victims, and many unusual creatures, for every night until he wandered into the woods, and was never seen again.
 
As for Velvet, now that she is a winged horse, she flew away, far away from the Gods, and far away from the Pillar’s altered Creatures who tried to capture her. The last of these Creatures hid away in the mountains to avoid confronting the Gods, and being subjected to their experiments.
 
Now we can only hope, for the safety of this world, that the flying Velvet and the Pillar will never be found again … and perhaps some fan art of this idea.
 
Some treasures were never meant to be found.
 

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
And then Space Baby, the end, right?

Down the Great Staerasio, past the towering Soffarin Highlands guarded by the Great Beasts Felis and Canis, and on the White Mesas of Kitšanija was where the Black Pillar of Heaven stood, where it watched as the Gods prepared their divine feasts. It was the stuff of Toyland’s legends, and the reason why many a Toy would sneak at the Gods’ absence, to utilize the Pillar for their own ends (and unwittingly amuse the Gods).
 
Their growing desire and longing for the Pillar caused the Toys to become more competitive, and to attempt to get rid of any other type of Toy. This caused the Gods to wonder how would such beings of plastic suddenly end up in other places, even when no other Gods were present, and even though Toyland is too high for Canis and Felis to reach on their own.
 
And Kitšanija was where the abominable Centaurs took their hostage, Velvet Dusk, for she was the only one of all the toys who knew the Pillar’s secrets. They wanted to use its secrets, in hoping that they will rule all of Toyland, and overthrow the Gods.
 
“Now that we are here, Velvet,” Sunset Shimmer #246 ordered, “tell us how to open the Pillar.”
 
“Never,” Velvet calmly replied. “It would either be too dangerous for Toys like us, or it will do nothing. The Pillar may be nonsense or just a block – “
 
“Tell us, Velvet,” Twilight Sparkle #925 demanded, “or we will drown you in Lake Fausetti!” She was joined in by several other Centaurs. Already she endured the Outer Wild, the Toys’ throwing her off the Great Staerasio and other mountains, and various other tortures that tried to break her for resisting the Toys’ interrogations. For these, she attempted to escape, only to have other Toys or the Gods bring her back.
 
Now she gave in, but she had other plans in her mind.

And in the next scene, Rainbow Dash drifts through space on her way to a space-station rotating in orbit as Twilight sleeps strapped down to her chair, as music plays.

Should have sent a poet.

@sumbozo  
I tried saying “It’s as blank as” something, but I had a hard time thinking of any blank flanks in the show (I’ve still only seen about a quarter of the series, mind you). So then I went with bland, and I remembered that I don’t like Roid Rage, so I just went with a sick burn, that I slightly feel sorry about now.

@EmployeeAMillion  
He’d approve, your comment that is!  

My God, it’s full of stars.  
Me: …No it isn’t, it’s bland as Roid Rage’s personality.  
Oh yes, I went there.

@Alex  

 
Its nice how with some dolls and a little DIY work, you can have centaurs. :D
 
I hope they sell well at Fillycon!

I love how Fluttershy seems to have stolen AJ’s hat.

Also, fun fact. I set up the photo so that Twilight’s reflection is looking into the camera

@Goobyplz  
For the legs you just pull them off for the most part. The way this is assembled is that you pull the EQG doll gets its legs ripped off, then you drill a hole up through the torso. You get the brushable pony and pull the head off. When you do that it ends up with this nub thing where the neck is. You cut off the nub and there’s a hole in the center. You get a small nail, put it into the neck hole, stick the other end into the EQG doll and glue the two together. Once it’s dry you put the skirt on and it hides all the ugly stuff.  
It’s a super simple thing to make and they come out really well. I’ll be selling them at Fillycon this weekend which should be fun!

How horrifying.

Wait….
 
How do you get the Minis legs off? Or is that just an illusion.