@Background Pony #30B3  
I stand as testament to this posts existence.

“OMG DJ Pon3 and Derpy are standing next to each other in a frame that has their hands seemingly close together but not actually in a position of holding hands! They must be a couple!!!”
 
Wow. That is a load. A real load. That may be enough to fool Coach X. And maybe even Coach Y… BUT YOU’RE DEALING WITH COACH DANG Z! NOW STOP STRETCHING FOR A SHIP!!! (sees the OP collapse) Aw, jeez! I killed the Elephant Man!
 
In other news, not all of the HuMane 6 are wearing skirts or dresses? What kind of crazy parallel universe is this?!
 
In case you guys didn’t get that this is a joke post, expect being hidden by the OP when you react negatively to this comment. XP

@Ping_chan  
@Oatmeal  
I hate shipping, especially when it makes no sense, but, “Scratchy”

@CardStock  
So?

@Ping_chan  
Derpy Scratch

Aggg! What’s a good shipping name for Vinyl and Derpy? VinylDerp? Sounds like a metal bands name.

@Evil Emperor Proteus  
Yeah but they circled their hands.

@CardStock  
they’re not. Added Humans standing next to each other tag.

@Evil Emperor Proteus  
I think they’re trying to imply that Vinyl and Derpy are holding hands.

What are you trying to convey here?