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@MSPaintPonies  
That depends on how long you’re planning to live, actually. :) If you have the child earlier than the middle of your full lifespan, then it still leads to a population increase even if every pair of parents has exactly two children.
 
So if you don’t have kids in your 20s-30s don’t worry - you’re merely being mindful of population dynamics! :D  
(Logic is a wonderful thing)
Ferrotter
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This is why many ancient peoples had all-male huts where only the tribe’s warriors were allowed. There, they kept their pony toys (or whatever animal they had that passed for ponies; I’m sure the Inca men played with My Little Alpaca toys for example) to be revered and appreciated, far from the clumsy, germ-ridden hands of their children or unclean wives.
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@Ridley Wolf  
Yeah toddlers are evil at two years old. They don’t call them the ‘Terrible Twos’ for no reason you know. Unforutally they come with the women. So if you get an girlfriend then you’re gonna get a kid later on. There’s no way to avoid this so if you get an girlfriend, your mlp collections are pretty much gonna get destroyed by your kids in the future.
crimsom_blaze
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Every one keeps saying that to me about my daughter “wait till she gets her hands on your ponies” i would simply say ‘no, you cant play with them’ and get her something else to play with, also they are out of reach for anyone under 5 foot
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Bye everypony
It’s a pretty simple solution.  
Once your little one can ask to play with your things, you got out for cigarettes-  
and never come back…
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“okay honey, you can play with it, just be careful with the tai…..crack….nevermind!”
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Populating our over populated earth just a little more, gg. As for the dilemma, could just teach your kid to respect her parents and show her that not everything is hers to play with. Would be nice if more parents did that for their children.
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I am very surprised at how supportive your wife is… are you sure she’s not your left hand? is your daughter an overgrown nail? /s