@Mister Cliff  
It gets even better when person A saying that is confused when person B they’re speaking to gets insulted by those comments.

@Joseph Raszagal  
’Ere we go!

@Communist Starlight  
There we go, honorable battle brother.

@Joseph Raszagal  
Battlefield: _dakka  
Social media: TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA

@Communist Starlight  
That’s how you break your phone, yo. Bullets are for the battlefield, comrade, not social media.

When you’re typing and its DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

@Vree  

 
I’d love to see that.

This is why I’m better off on my own.

@doctor clifton
 
It was fun to read that in a professional businessman’s voice XD

@doctor clifton  
Ah, I’ve been on both sides of that before. Good times.

“Hello, person I would never willingly speak to under any other circumstances. How would you like for me to provide the bare minimum of polite attention in return for your temporary company? You seem painfully aware of your position in the pecking order, so I suspect that you will not be very displeased with this development. Please be aware that any overstepping of your social position with me (including but not limited to: making any outward indication that you believe that we are friends; ie trying to make jokes or speaking when not spoken to) will be met with either a polite chuckle or me pretending that I did not hear you speaking. You need not worry that I will speak disfavorably of my experience with you, for lowering myself in order to spend time with you is a mark of personal shame for me and I will make an effort to avoid admitting that I know you. Thank you and have a nice Friday Night.”

okay this really hit me wow…

@Background Pony #9B1F  
pastafarians do i think their most holy day is called friday after all

I’m nobody’s anything friend.

@Dirty Bit  
Eh, it’s kinda hard to explain =/ .
 
I had friends back in Kentucky when I still toured with the band, but I’m in Middle-of-Nowhere Indiana now and I don’t know anybody. If I wanted to walk into town to try and meet people, I’d be walking for about 45 minutes with no real guarantee that I’d actually find anybody (because Brookville’s pretty small anyway).

@Joseph Raszagal
 
No kidding. I mean, I don’t mind being alone, myself, but it sucks to acknowledge that when you actually decide to seek company only to end up with no results…

@Dirty Bit  
I have to admit, I find myself hard-pressed to hate her when she reminds me of myself.

@Tetrominon
 
Well, yeah, there’s that, but still, these comics have her in adorkable woobie territory.

@Dirty Bit  
Chrysalis imprisoned her and tried to steal Shining out from under her (heyo) on their wedding day; as sad as it is to see Chryssie like this, I can’t really blame Cadance for not being comfortable with the idea of them spending time together, either.

@Evowizard25
 
This kind of portrayal of Chrysalis is adorably endearing, if not sad when you realize he’s married to a mare that hates poor Bugbutt.

Awww, don’t be like that Chrysalis. He does want to meet with you… Hey, why don’t you sneak on over to his house and play? That could work out and then you could get Shining to schedule a day where he can come over. {Also, your crush on him is obvious my queen. XD }

@Lawful Girly  
Someone should write the High School Chrissy story with that angle.  
It’d be super popular.
 
Chrys as the underdog dorky girl.  
Shining as the dorky handsome guy and her friend who only has eyes for the school princess.
 
Chrys pressured by parents to take over the hive, then using that an excuse to try to tell him her feelings before he marries another and it all going wrong.

@Background Pony #9B1F  
Uh, anyone who has coworkers?
 
But Chrissy…poor girl. “No, I do not love the groom!/In my heart there is no room…”  
You keep telling yourself that.

Awww, lonely bugbutt =C

Look at that third panel. Look at that adorably excited Dorkalis. Way to crush her hopes, Shining. Oh well, I’m sure he’s busy too…