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That dastardly orange pencil…
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You were a mighty and helpful ally! I couldn’t have done it without you.
@ED-SKaR
What have you done?! You have brought it back to life!
THE STORY CONTINUES: https://derpiboo.ru/1049957
…And I was there to witness it all with you!
@IHateThatHedgehog
The story continues…
https://derpiboo.ru/1049821
NO, I WILL PROTECT MY BELOVED CHEESEPUFF
@BlazingDazzlingDusk
You can’t, they breed like parasprites! Don’t create more!!!!!!!
Orange Pencil the Orange Pencil? PFFT. What do I look like, a miracle worker? It’ll never catch on. Next you’ll be saying you want Orange Pencil the Notepad, for all of your doodling with your Orange Pencil the Orange Pencil needs? I’m not working with 22nd century technology here! Maybe someday, in the far-off future, there can be a Orange Pencil the Orange Pencil. But it just. Can’t. Happen. Today.
(Awaiting inevitable response of the Orange Pencil with Orange Pencil the Orange Pencil carved into it, thus proving my insane ramblings wrong. If that’s even possible; full disclosure, I don’t know the intricate techniques of carving words on pencils.)
@BlazingDazzlingDusk
I’m already managing the moichandising, so that’s already taken. I could use someone to test them, though. Gotta make sure those Orange Pencil the Flamethrowers are hot enough! I also need to test some new prospective products. Orange Pencil the Flesh-Eating Acid (very deceptive name,) Orange Pencil the Brazen Bull, Orange Pencil the Guillotine to smell a few–all VERY harmless, I promise. Scout’s honor.
That is a very smart pencil. The production line has started, who wants a job in the factory?
Adagio will be eradicated, there is nothing we can do to save her now.
You’ve forgotten the most important piece of merchandise….PENCILS!
The Orange Pencil Holiday Special doesn’t exist, stop goofing around. Who would watch a holiday special built around some lame fictional holiday celebrated by characters who speak a fictional language without subtitles, in a story which is largely a (lame) comedy variety show with the Dazzlings and the Orange Pencil making only token cameos? A project so bad that the creator of The Orange Pencil, BlazingDazzlingDusk, would go on record to say he would hunt down and destroy every copy with a sledgehammer if given the chance? At least he would say that, if it ever existed. Which it doesn’t. Silly.
@BlazingDazzlingDusk
Don’t forget the basics! Orange Pencil the T-Shirt! Orange Pencil the Coloring Book! Orange Pencil the Lunchbox! Orange Pencil the Breakfast Cereal! Orange Pencil the Flamethrower! The kids love that one. Sonata too; sure you can guess why. Last but certainly not least: Orange Pencil the Doll!
BUY MORE MERCHANDISEWhoops! Defective product. It’s supposed to say, “Adagio is the greatest!” as well as ten other delightful catchphrases. Adorable.Now I know what you’re thinking. Where’s the blatantly obvious? Well, mein Freund, don’t you fret. Just off the proverbial assembly line! Plans for a Orange Pencil the Animated Series! With jokes so immature, children and
simple-mindedadults alike can get into its brand of juvenile humor, inspired by that great comedian, Adam Sandler. And people said an escaped mental patient couldn’t run an advertising office! Who’s laughing now, Ethel? You are, sir! Pipe down, Ethel! The doctor said I should quit talking to you. He’s a quack! Right as always, Ethel!The Orange Pencil: Holiday Special
@BlazingDazzlingDusk
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@BlazingDazzlingDusk
Oh err, ‘phrasing’.
You have done evil, evil work here today my friend, you have given the orange pencil the push it needs to eradicate Adagio and take over the world!
Oh, don’t worry, we’ll keep this going. We’ll keep this going until it can go no further.
@ED-SKaR
And it’s not just that orange pencil, every orange pencil signifies the presence of Queen Cheeto Puff!
@IHateThatHedgehog
I almost forgot! I haven’t even started on the merchandise yet! Plush toys, action figures, key rings. The list is endless!
Let’s just see how low we can go, and once we’ve done that, we’ll go even lower.
Don’t forget the prequels showing how the Orange Pencil came to be:
That Orange Pencil: The Poofy Menace
That Orange Pencil: Attack of the Cloned Pencils
& That Orange Pencil: Revenge of the Eraser
And of course the inevitable long-delayed sequel:
That Orange Pencil: The Search for More Money.
@BlazingDazzlingDusk
That point of no return has already been crossed and there’s no going back.
So what say from here we see just how low we can go?
For thee, who lies safe in anonymity, there is no protection from The Great Orange Pencil, there is no respite from its wrath.
We shall all fall before the bringer of cheese floofy.
I mentioned the glorious Orange Pencil, and now it’s becoming an infamous celebrity!!!!
Keep this going!
In such fear must I quell my beating heart.
Whenever you see an orange pencil, remember that Adagio is near.
Sonata would also be honoured, I don’t know about Aria, you’ll have to check with her XD
I, Adagio and the Orange Pencil would be honoured!
If you don’t mind, I have this funny little gag in mind using the orange pencil and the Dazzlings. I was wondering if that was fine with you.
I’m so glad I made your day XD
Oh my gosh, I just noticed that XD. This really made my day.