Crazy Headcanons

@YetAnotherBrony  
Spoiler alert: Applejack’s parents are dead.

@Background Human
 
I thought that was confirmed a LONG time ago. Like around Season Four.

Some crazy head canons that I really like.
 
Sunburst is a changeling spy. https://youtu.be/TwlrJ-HvK80?t=15s  
Starlight is faking her reformation. https://youtu.be/fNACV43FysA?t=2m5s
 
Lol. I want an episode with a combination of these two theories. It would be so messed up.

I would like these headcanons
 

It would be dumb but I’ve been thinking about Sunset as Celestia’s daughter.

@Applejack007  
It’s not at all an out-there theory.

@PonyPon  
I don’t think Celestia would keep her child a secret regardless of what they did, to be honest.

Is funny how similar their CMs are though, which makes me wonder…especially with the yin/yang thing.

@Applejack007
 
A common theory is that Celestia adopted Sunset, and that’s part of what made Sunset so narcissistic originally.

@Jarkes  
Well, it’s not like she has a canon family right now…(so salty about that).

Twilight Sparkle is a completionist.

@Shepherd  
Makes sense.

The Official Equestrian temperature unit is Coltsius. Though for some unknown reason, some small towns and even cities withing it refuse to covert from Marenheit.

@Binkyt11  
I can accept this.

@HJSDGCE  
I forgot to post because it was 2 o’something in the morning at the time of post, but I was going to add this to it.
 
One of the most well known places was Cloudsdale of all places, who absolutely insisted of using Marenheit, though they do have conversion charts in their weather factories, schools, and some public places- Most Cloudsdale pegasi don’t know much about how Coltsius works. Many are cinfused as to why such a weather-centric city would be so hesitant to convert, or at least have a better education of Coltsius. Many believe that due to it’s use in recent decades has been quite sudden, many Pegasi are still hesitant to learn about this new temperature measurement unit after centries of using Marenheit and knowing better than anypony Across Equestria.

Blueblood’s talent with dogs has given him rapport with some packs of diamond dogs.
 
They make excellent laborers and occasional guards.

Earth Ponies can use the Ripple

Pear Butter’s middle name is Evie

@Binkyt11  
Sounds like America’s argument against the metric system.
 
Cool.

Human Derpy is secretly freaking ripped.

Starlight Glimmer has a mild distrust of authority figures. It’s a textbook example of psychological projection; deep down, she’s still struggling to forgive herself for her own abuses of power.
 
Celestia has no power in the dream realm and Luna only makes her rounds at night, so if you’re asleep while the sun is up, nopony will be around to help if your nightmares get out of control.
 
(Warning: s7e13 spoilers) In the Nightmare Moon alternate timeline, Applejack doesn’t live in Ponyville any longer, nor does she go by “Applejack”, and she even has a different cutie mark (which is unusual even as a result of timeline alteration). Even without the Rainboom, Applejack soon realized that Manehattan did not suit her. The feeling of being “guided home”, however, was notably absent, and the filly remained unsure of her place. This caused her to become curious about her mother’s family, about who they were and why nopony spoke of them. And once she finally managed to get answers, she was determined to connect with the lost side of her heritage, as well as insisting that her mother try to mend fences with the other Pears. The reunion was rough at first, but Grand Pear quickly warmed up to his granddaughter. Not only did Buttercup manage to mend fences somewhat with her family during this visit, but Applejack managed to finally get her cutie mark… which proved problematic, as it wound up being a barrel with three pears on it. Bright Mac still shared his daughter’s joy, but Granny Smith… well, she tried to be fair to the girl, but old grudges die hard, and found she’d often acted on them before she could catch herself. Sadly, Buttercup and Bright Mac’s time soon ran out, at which point “Jackie” was sent to Vanhoover to be raised by her mother’s side of the family, and eventually started going by the name Perry Barrel. She’s basically the same pony, except with a different hat and accent.
 
Applejack’s absence from Ponyville in that timeline, incidentally, is indirectly responsible for Rainbow Dash’s allegiance to Nightmare Moon. Without Applejack to hold her back, Rainbow Dash was free to attack Nightmare Moon when she first appeared. The battle ended predictably… But not as one-sidedly as you’d think, and Nightmare Moon was impressed with the courage, skill, and sheer audacity of the little blue pony who’d risen to challenge her. She could have whispered corruption into the mare’s dreams, but instead shy chose to approach her in person, appealing to her pride and her thirst for excitement, and persuading her that it was ultimately Celestia, not Luna, who had truly betrayed her sister. Over several encounters, her sweet lies, her corrupting presence, and Rainbow Dash’s own shortcomings eventually swayed her to the side of darkness.
 
Vice Principal Luna’s driver’s license photo is a human version of this:  
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@Scrounge  
I would love to see the last one be true

Garble secretly has a crush on Spitfire and has posters of her all over his cave.

After being loyal to Twilight, Spike gets transformed into a stallion and marries her
 
as a reward

@RhodieNite  
Throw out the transformation part and replace it with Twilight giving birth to an Alicorn/Dragon hybrid and I can dig it.