The way she grunted, I thought she was gonna call discord a DORK.

@Background Pony #359F
 
Uh… no offense, but your grammar needs some work, along with your spelling.
 
Hopefully you can mail order some chill pills while you’re at it, if you don’t mind.

@Background Pony #F1B9  
Or Discord just made it poof after the class evacuated or it was an illusion seeing how Trixie was barely phased by it (seeing as she knows Discord wouldn’t pull anything to put the students or her in actual harm.)
 
 
@Background Pony #359F  
I’m not exactly a Trixie fan either, but calm down…

@Background Pony #359F  
Take a chill pill dude. If you hate Trixie, what are you doing here?

@Background Pony #359F  
There is a Ursa major popping out of her hat and she can handle the situation very well.  
So she kinda defeated it

defeated a Ursa major?this a stupid shit for the trixie fan, to think she powerful were she not! trixie is a stage pony not a great mage! if she be a great mage, she will not pass her time in stage show! but pratict her magic and read book and stroll, like twilight and starlight oh and forget sunburn* he mayby not powerful but he know of magic more then trixie* and star swild! oh i forget moondancer! she pass her time of reading books and stroll! plus pass time with her friends! trixie she only show off and pass time with her only friend!

@laofuzi  
I said it’s wasn’t her!

@sTs  
I meant no excuse for the magician to boast!!

@laofuzi  
That wasn’t boasting, that actually helping.

@sTs  
That’s not an excuse to boast!

@laofuzi  
Hey don’t blame her, discord did it.

(Job Interviewer): (_)….
 
 
Get the f&&& outta my office!!

And that is why the Great and Powerful Trixie is the greatest unicorn that ever lived.

@Eroraf86
 
It probably wasn’t even a real one. Or Discord shrank it (he can adjust his own size, after all).
 
I don’t even think it was the size of a Minor.

That’s a pretty small Ursa Major. The one in Boast Busters was almost the size of Twilight’s castle.

“Trixie is having PTSD flashbacks from season 1!”

@PonyPon  
Yeah, thanks to discord.

That’s how she’ll tell it, anyway.