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Equestria is weird. My Little Pony is weird.

Though, in a broad philosophical sense, you could say the entire My Little Pony franchise has always depicted a rather strange world that these ponies inhabit. Friendship is Magic is simply upholding that tradition, in a way.

DM: Hello! Ready to start mining?
Rarity: I feel awful forcing the others to wait like this…
DM: Oh, don’t worry. This time, I left them a little… something something.
Fluttershy: It says, “Philomena is a phoenix.”
Rainbow Dash: That looks NOTHING like a phoenix.
Twilight Sparkle: “She is also a drama queen. She’s at the end of her rebirth cycle, but she’s putting it off, playing it up.”
Fluttershy: “Your task is to figure out how to make Philomena regenerate.”
Rainbow Dash: Phoenixes that don’t want to regen? Manticores that can be reasoned with? Dragons that CRY?! What kind of crazy universe are we in, anyway?!