@Background Pony #63CF  
“Do you think she will notice us soon?” “If not the fandom will.” “And you are sure of that outcome” “they noticed derpy, they will notice us” sips on the soda

@Joseph Raszagal  
I would love to see this.

me and myself siting in beach chairs watching twilight fight terik

Me: heads  
Female me: or tails  
Twilight: uh, tails  
Me: flips coin  
Female me: slams a lid over it right before it lands, hiding the result  
Me: looks like it’s both, why didn’t I think of that  
Female me: technically you did  
Me: right, sure  
Twilight: how is it…wait

[Knocks on Twilight’s door during Season 1, Episode 3, “The Ticket Master”]
 
Twilight: “Um, Hello?”
 
Joseph: “Good evening, Ms. Sparkle. It’s come to our attention-
 
Josephine: that you’ve recently come into possession of a pair of tickets for the upcoming Grand Galloping Gala.”
 
Twilight: [Immediately concerned] “But the Princess just sent them, how do you
 
Joseph: “Irrelevant.”
 
Josephine: [Nods her head] “Yes, quite irrelevant.”
 
Joseph: “You’re having trouble deciding who to take with you, yes?”
 
Twilight: [Sputtering] “Well, all of my friends have good reasons to attend, so I just-
 
Josephine: don’t know who to pick. It seems unfair to all the others.”
 
Joseph: [Chuckles] “Most unfair, indeed.”
 
Twilight: [Calling behind her] “Spike, something strange is going on!”
 
Joseph: [Uses his magic to levitate a six-sided die in front of him] “Strange things are always going on.”
 
Josephine: [Nods her head again] “Very strange, and difficult, and impossible
 
Joseph: -so how about an option that removes the impossibly strange difficulty of choice from the matter entirely?”
 
Josephine: “One side for each friend. One side to re-roll. Let chance decide, if you’re too afraid to pick.”
 
[Terrified, Twilight slams the door and runs upstairs to her room]
 
Joseph: [Smiles] “How long until she receives the second letter with the additional tickets?”
 
Josephine: [Shakes her head] “Don’t ask questions you already know the answers to. A better question is… even or odd?”
 
Joseph: “Odd, of course.”
 
Josephine: [Rolls her eyes] “Must you always pick odd?”

(appears at twilight’s door at episode one)  
Me:“friendship?”  
Female Me:“or magic?”  
Twilight: “uhhh…magic?”  
(both of us just stare at each other and sigh deeply)  
me: “thank you for your-”  
female me: “time mrs sparkle.”

“twilight doesn’t row?”

That’s not a dragon twilight, also don’t open it

Why would Twilight have periods? She’s a pony, so wouldn’t she have an estrus cycle instead?

If you think about it it’s impossible to rape yourself because in any situation you want to have sex you also want to have sex. So… consensual selfcest, so much selfcest…

the Lutece act. So much.

@Scrounge  
No problem.

@Deserter  
@PonyPon
 
Ah, okay. Thank you both!

@Deserter  
All while giving the odd impression they’ve been through it all before.

@Scrounge  
The Lutece Twins from Bioshock Infinite. Without spoiling much, they’re actually different universe versions of the same person and constantly help the player character by appearing out of nowhere and giving cryptic clues.

I may regret asking, but what’s the Lutece act?
 
As for me and the mare that’s also me? I can’t imagine we’d spend much time together, as I’m… sort of shy and timid. And since both mes aren’t really social, I don’t see gender or species coming into it. We might talk a little, but it’s entirely possible we’d both be a little creeped out by the situation.

@dragonSpike  
Well yeah, that was kinda the point. Mostly because neither of me will feel bad about punching the other.

@Deserter  
If you’re going to punch yourself, be prepared to recieve a punch from yourself.
 
A punches A = A punches A

@dragonSpike  
…What?

@Deserter  
Nah, man, you’d end up punched in the face yourself. If you’re the kind of jerk to punch a genderswapped version of yourself, then you’re the kind of person who’d see a genderswapped version of yourself stepping out of a portal before they saw you and punch them.

I’ll probably punch R63 myself in the face, since I’m kind of an ass.  
Either that or going around doing the Lutece act ‘cause I’m not gonna let that opportunity slide.  
Then sex.

Never played Bioshock, but after seeing a video with their cut scenes it sounds like a fun idea.

I’m not sure I get that last one.

That would be funny as hell.
 
And we would probably screw.

Also, they will have consensual self-sex-